Everything about that last picture is utterly disgusting. The poor tattoo artist having to get up close with those feet, actually I take that back, I have no pity for anyone who would give someone those tattoos.
I have always hated feet, particularly guys’ feet (please stop wearing flip-flops… forever) but I have seen way worse than the guy in picture four. I live in a part of the South where it is usually always sunny, so everyone likes to take advantage of it by showing you their feet and it’s nasty (almost a phobia at this point for me, I’m pretty sure of it.)
Anyways, I am curious as to what the hell the other two things are on his big toes. Toe nails “lodged” into his skin? Lizard scales?
Also, on another website with this pic. I saw where the dick chasing the vjay-jay means something like “(One) Fucking (one) thing after another.” Place the ‘one’ where it makes most sense because I forgot.
I am so utterly amused that everyone is so repulsed by dude’s feet, nobody has commented on any of the other entries. They are pretty nasty, though, with or without the douchecanoe tatoos. That’s one scaaaary lookin’ vajayjay.
I’m not sure which was more disturbing, the yellow toes or the runny vagina. . . .
Hey your vagina is running, I think you need to see a doctor. Sadly this is not the first time I have had to tell someone this. That is why you always check the turf before you play on the field.
Myndir, I will start by massaging your delicate feet with rose oil. While kissing each toe, I will use a pumice stone to take care of any calluses or rough patches. With utmost care and gentleness, I will apply the angle grinder to those nails. Lastly, with the tender caress only a lover can provide, I will dip those crusty fungus farms into nitric acid, solving all your problems in one fell swoop.
For the most part, I hate feet.
My job has me seeing the bottom of them a lot, and I gotta tell you, most people don’t look after them.
Oh the sights I could regale you with, but I won’t, cos I don’t want you all having nightmares.
It’s not that hard to look after them. Soap, water, good drying technique, nail trimming, occasional pumicing, a little moisturiser, and if you can afford it, a pedicure every couple of months.
Do it for poor suckers like me, pretty please, with polish on top.
I have a foot phobia, too. I’m also disturbed that he has money for tattoos and beer, but can’t bother to trot those hooves over to Payless and get some new shoes that aren’t ripped or moldy. He could probably use some socks while he’s at it.