Wednesday, March 24, 2010

You’ve Got Male

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  1. Myndir needs to get a tattoo of that Lamisil monster on his body somewhere.

  2. gross toes… man… ruins the fact he has a ever grosser vagina on his foot.

  3. Id like to see him explain that to grandma or his kids if he ever has any, but he is probably trailer trash anyway

  4. Judging by the creepy whiteness of his legs and the gross feet, all vaginas run away from him.

  5. Everything about that last picture is utterly disgusting. The poor tattoo artist having to get up close with those feet, actually I take that back, I have no pity for anyone who would give someone those tattoos.

  6. Is that a vagina or an ear?! Also gross toes dude, I did not need to see that.

  7. I have always hated feet, particularly guys’ feet (please stop wearing flip-flops… forever) but I have seen way worse than the guy in picture four. I live in a part of the South where it is usually always sunny, so everyone likes to take advantage of it by showing you their feet and it’s nasty (almost a phobia at this point for me, I’m pretty sure of it.)
    Anyways, I am curious as to what the hell the other two things are on his big toes. Toe nails “lodged” into his skin? Lizard scales?
    Also, on another website with this pic. I saw where the dick chasing the vjay-jay means something like “(One) Fucking (one) thing after another.” Place the ‘one’ where it makes most sense because I forgot.

  8. er… picture five, whatever.

  9. Oh yes, here we go… http://ugliesttattoos.com/2010/03/23/funny-tattoos-one-fucking-thing/#comments
    …now if only Lamebook had an edit option for comments.

  10. kittylovesvodka

    I’m oddly distracted by the dead fish coming out of a hole or gravestone looking objects on the toes…

    Curious.

  11. I think feet are hot…. His arent, but a lady with nice feet is the #1 thing I look for

  12. The number 1 thing????
    You’re weird dude!
    Nothing better than a good foot job, no?

  13. Ugh.. It’s ok.. I really didn’t need to eat today.. Or for the rest of the week.

  14. I am so utterly amused that everyone is so repulsed by dude’s feet, nobody has commented on any of the other entries. They are pretty nasty, though, with or without the douchecanoe tatoos. That’s one scaaaary lookin’ vajayjay.

  15. Shaun doesn’t want to eat the soggy sandwich in pic 5.

  16. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    “One fucking thing after another” that makes sense.

  17. I’m not sure which was more disturbing, the yellow toes or the runny vagina. . . .
    Hey your vagina is running, I think you need to see a doctor. Sadly this is not the first time I have had to tell someone this. That is why you always check the turf before you play on the field. :)

  18. forget the tattoos, that guy drinks coors light. automatic loss

  19. @mistaphill – Ha!

  20. Jay ftw all day…

  21. Its weird you are all so grossed out by feet?? Are guys meant to get peticures (or whatever they’re called) now?

  22. SmithyII, I am not grossed out by feet. I *am* grossed out by *gross* feet. Them’s some gross feet.

  23. I want to talk about his disgusting tattoos but they are out-grossed by his big toenails! Why are they such a nasty colour? Eewww!

  24. ThinkingInPictures

    SmithyII, pedicures are definitely not required (I’d be a little weirded out if I noticed clear polish or something on a man), however, I do prefer my guy’s toes to be fungi-less.

  25. Myndir, I will start by massaging your delicate feet with rose oil. While kissing each toe, I will use a pumice stone to take care of any calluses or rough patches. With utmost care and gentleness, I will apply the angle grinder to those nails. Lastly, with the tender caress only a lover can provide, I will dip those crusty fungus farms into nitric acid, solving all your problems in one fell swoop.

  26. I’m not grossed out by feet. Just people who can’t take care of themselves. I mean come on, it looks like that person uses their toes to smoke with. BARF!

    @ Soup: As always you have me in stitches with laughter. I love your sense of humor.

  27. If that’s true Ryan, I’d REALLY like to get in touch with you.

  28. For the most part, I hate feet.
    My job has me seeing the bottom of them a lot, and I gotta tell you, most people don’t look after them.
    Oh the sights I could regale you with, but I won’t, cos I don’t want you all having nightmares.

    It’s not that hard to look after them. Soap, water, good drying technique, nail trimming, occasional pumicing, a little moisturiser, and if you can afford it, a pedicure every couple of months.
    Do it for poor suckers like me, pretty please, with polish on top.

  29. I have a foot phobia, too. I’m also disturbed that he has money for tattoos and beer, but can’t bother to trot those hooves over to Payless and get some new shoes that aren’t ripped or moldy. He could probably use some socks while he’s at it.

  30. @HeSaidWhat

    You have inspired me, so as I type this, I am smoking a cigarette with my toes. I expect in the near future this little piggy will get cancer and go hack hack hack all the way home.

  31. HeSaid,

    I haven’t forgotten about you, I did look you up.
    I’m a little confused though, about the profile pic, are you one of the girls in it?

  32. DivineMonkeyTrigger

    He gave the running vag a quiff. That shit is funny.
    But I can’t figure out what the tombstones denote, maybe it’s where hygiene goes to die…

  33. Dear wordpervert, HeSaidWhat, and Soup:

    I’ve never commented before but I read the comments frequently at nighttime and I just wanted to say that I am very fond of all of you. :)

    Also, the vagina’s pubes are sad.

  34. I’m thinking those tombstone or toenail looking tatts maybe just a badly rendered compound fracture. Jay FTW.

  35. Am I the only one to notice he has SIX toes!? There is a little piggy hiding under another toe crying on his left foot!

  36. If I were that penis I would stop banging my nuts on the ground and just waste for a legless vagina to come slithering by.

  37. lol

  38. Wish I coulda seen that sushi ad.

  39. Just one quick comment guys. Myndir is not his name. It’s means “picture” in Faroese and Icelandic. Or maybe the guy’s name is “Picture”.. What do I know..

  40. Hahahahahahahahahahaha…I thought it was an ear also!!!!!

  41. I just threw up in my mouth a little… (at mandyrs gross toes)

  42. The pictures on his big toes look like dead fish heads…

    I wonder what she intended the first best thing to be… coz I can’t think of anything clean…

  43. *waste=wait

  44. …and the cock ran away with the poon.

  45. What a disgrace to Vans

  46. Soup is my new best friend.
    Ryan’s joke is older than oxygen.
    Shaun made me smile.

    My 2¢

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