State Your Status
Our readers are one of the best things about Lamebook … and as a reader this is your chance to tell us what’s REALLY on your mind. Think of it as your chance to write on our wall. So go ahead. Make up your own lame or funny status, submit a thought of yours, or just tell us what you’re up to!
Note: Statuses will not appear until they are approved!
(45)
Sometimes i feel as useless as the white crayon
(-17)
“Now is the time to try something new” (in bed). I love fortune cookies.
(14)
It’s not like I didn’t know how to juggle. I just didn’t have the balls to do it.
(12)
I’m not crazy. 9 voices in my head tell me I’m fine and a 10th is playing the sound of Tetris.
(9)
it hurts to be hated over a misunderstanding, I just want people to hate me for me
(75)
Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in your fruit salad.
(-23)
If you want to be healed with crystals,coloured lights,aroma’s,stabbed with needles,then simply go find your local drug dealer,they cost roughly the same as alternative therapies…..
(-40)
Deah Gawd..please make me a bird so I can fly fa, fa away….
(39)
They should add a breathalyzer to computers that will keep you from posting on social networking signs when you’re too drunk.
(-11)
Dia889
I think you’re misunderstanding it Jazz Chicken. He’s not saying that Alec Baldwin is a drunk, just his father. He’s only using Alec Baldwin because of the type of message he was left.