State Your Status
Our readers are one of the best things about Lamebook … and as a reader this is your chance to tell us what’s REALLY on your mind. Think of it as your chance to write on our wall. So go ahead. Make up your own lame or funny status, submit a thought of yours, or just tell us what you’re up to!
Note: Statuses will not appear until they are approved!
(-1)
I want my EX back even though he could only last a min at most in bed.
(2)
I want to throw an 80′s party, but all it will be is just me discovering and exploring my erection
(-12)
I was eating my tea last night when I suddenly thought to myself, “This milk must be seriously out of date.”
(18)
In the Beginning, God made Earth. The rest was made in China.
(-1)
Anyone else noticed that babies look like Voldemort?
(45)
NO facebook, I don’t want to try the friend finder!!
(29)
Saw a billboard outside of a church which read, “Pessimists need a kick in the can’ts.” And the heathen in me just wants SO BADLY to change that “A” to a “U”.
(-17)
NEVER SNIFF DISHWASHER POWDER, IT BURNS WAY MORE THAN COCANE!!
(-16)
why do men always feel the need to play with there balls in public
(0)
bluesapphire82
Note to Self: If you want to powder your bottom, and you’re out of baby powder…DO NOT use the cooling Gold Bond Medicated Powder. It will feel as though your anus is inhaling a mint all day long.