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Who is the funniest Australian ever?

Rofl Harris. Hahahahaaha… thanks

A city or a football team are nothing like a child. A child’s accomplishment can (not always) actually reflect the effectiveness of the parent, while that same parent is just another consumer of the team’s product and merchandise. They’re not returning any love for that 75 dollar hoodie you bought at the stadium. There’s no real vital reason to go crazy over any specific sports team. Chances are that only 2 or 3 players are actually from that city. It’s the same thing as nationalism, it’s just something to separate people even more. I’ve actually met people at bars who’ve stopped talking to me as soon as they find out what city I’m from, and I’m not even a sports fan! I lived in philly for 2 years and I actually saw SOBER individuals get into fist-fights over who’s team is better. What exactly are they fighting over?

I really didn’t get the first one, but her friend is trying like hell to avoid her tits.

And I hope that Nicole’s male profs are gay. That would lol me.

If it talks like a duck, walks like a duck, smells like a duck, looks like a duck…it probably IS…..a mallard.