Friday Photos! (part 2)
@els9874
Snapple cap? Your observational skills are on par with my baby niece’s. This is why I named my penis “the pacifier”. That little slut loves her binky.
Friday Fans!
GeezMom @34:
The animal kingdom is awash with examples of species gettin’ jiggy before kicking the bucket:
“Animal nature to want to have sex with someone you are attracted to. Yes. But to throw your whole life away over it? I’m not so sure. ”
Well get sure: Some bees’ genitalia explodes inside the queen, killing them and making her stronger, in fact her survival depends on how many drones she murders, now THAT’s a slut.
When Black widow spiders were so named, it wasn’t a misnomer. Insects do it at an alarmingly high rate.
The Red-tailed Wambenger, an Australian marsuipuial mouse, bones ’till it can no longer, I’ve seen the killing fields, dead rodents piled on top of each other, with little smiles on their faces.
But I should stop regaling you all with my intimate knowledge of critters that fuck then die, I scare myself sometimes.
Humans fuck then die, slowly, we call it a honeymoon.
Golly Gee, It’s Love!
pretty sure my IQ just went down a few notches by reading that.
they were on the phone together and fb msging too? i suppose they were probably in the same room at the time and quite possibly on skype and MSN too. boy o boy they cant get enough of each other!
excuse me while i go vomit…

















I have both cirrhosis and diabetes, so I always drink daiquiris and margaritas. I figure it’s like multiplying by negative numbers.