No, he’s saying that if she’s his daughter, which is apparently in doubt because the mom is probably a whore as well as a bitch, she will no doubt be a shining example of love and admiration, a role model for all her friends, and damn good in the sack.
….OK he probably wouldn’t include the last part (hopefully), but whatever. You get the point. Monique is probably trying to trap him with a child.
The point is that she is a CRAZY ASS BITCH…WTF.
She even speaks for the unborn baby as it is the baby’s own opinion. darn it I don’t care why the father joined the page (if he is the father) I only care about why this crazy woman (no offence to woman) is having a baby. jeez.
Lex, if I had a daughter I would damn well hope she’d be good in bed. Who wants a daughter who doesn’t know how to enjoy herself and be enjoyed?
My wife says I’d make a terrible father.
Slippy, I imagine he friended the fetus just to post that stuff. And given that the mother is obvious a complete nutcase, I wouldn’t be surprised if the kid wasn’t his. On the other hand I’m a bit surprised that she could get laid in the first place.
What exactly is Brad supposed to own up to at this point? The baby isn’t born yet. What is there to take responsibility for? Attending lamaze classes? Bringing Monique a bowl of watermelon and ketchup at 3 am? Posing for one of those obnoxious pregnant belly exploitation photos?
maybe the crazy lady kept her crazy in check, until after they’d already done the deed, then it all came spilling out, and now that she’s pregnant and hormonal it’s unstoppable. it is possible brad didn’t know about the crazy until it was too late.
what i’m concerned about is this crazy lady’s crazy friends who don’t seem to think an unborn baby on facebook is weird in the slightest.
brad probably added the baby page as a friend for the sole purpose of speaking his mind. like shunsplints said, psycho bitch probably kept her psycho in check while she lured him in, then out of nothing, maybe even before she found out she was pregnant, she unleashed it. scary! at least as scary is the fact that this bitch has friends psycho enough to play along with this! and who says that a baby wants to party? wtf, booze or dxm in the baby bottle/sippy cup? i hope brad gets sole custody of this child so she will have a chance at a normal life.