@ 16…girls with acrylic nails carry super glue EVERYWHERE! I have gotten super glue on a lot of things, fortunately never in my eyes!
@ 14 although I’ve never super glued my eye shut I did get a deep wound in my cornea once and because i had to wear an eye patch that eye was always kept closed…I noticed that the uninjured eye had a tendency to shut too or that it was difficult to keep it open sometimes. It was sort of weird.
getting glue in your eye had to hurt like a bitch!
That last girl really tickled my funny bone! I’ve done some stupid shit in the past, and undoubtedly will do so in the future, but super gluing your eye(s) shut is first class dumbassery in my book. Thanks for the laugh!
Alright Lamebook, the American Apparel ads are getting out of hand. Does anyone else have the one for the mesh leotard thing with the super close up shot of the girl’s ass crack? I can almost see her good good! Who the fuck wears this stuff?!
Anyway, that poor girl in the last photo… I still laughed at her though. Teehee.
oh my god that poor girl. I once rinsed my contact in hydrogen peroxide instead of sterile contact solution then stuck it in my eye by accident. It was the worst pain I have ever felt in my life…and it persisted for days.
I feel for the poor girl. Super glue must be so much worse. Especially since the only ways to dissolve it include substances that can fry her eye even more. She could go blind from that.
@slippyslappy – I feel your pain with the contact lens. Once, as a joke, a “friend” of mine put pepper vinegar into an empty bottle of my contact lens rewetting drops.
By the way – for all of you that think #3 glued both eyes – the resultant pain from my ordeal was such that I reflexively shut the other eye as well. I couldn’t open either eye for several hours without the lid being pried open and held.
Sometimes fake nail kits come with little bottles of super glue that are shaped like eye drops. This just makes it so much worse, one time my cousin and I glued our fingers together (BY ACCIDENT!) while doing our nails with that glue. Our skin ended up ripping. I could be wrong, and it might have been glue for something else, but I still hope the eye doctor found a way to get that glue out without ripping her eye open, lol.
Wow haggie and Lulz, way to be tools! Thanks mwnci tal, you give me hope. Did you get your name from the Neopets? When I was a child I was a Neo-pet fanatic and all of my pets were rainbow colored mincis or mwyncis sp?
It’s Welsh, translates as ‘tall monkey’. In North Wales though, ‘mwnci’ is used as slang for ‘bellybutton’. When myself and my non-gog friends at uni in Cardiff found this out, we liked that so much we gave ourselves ‘mwnci names’. Being the tallest, I became mwnci tal.
Sorry that’s so dull, I’m too tired to think up some amusing bullshit story instead!
Men can be so inconsiderate. Worcestershire Sauce should be a privilege, not a right. If I ever met that guy, I’d come in his face just to make him realize that condiments shouldn’t be a barrier to genital love.
@whomever made the comment about Asian eyes (was it haggie?):
You may find that joke funny, but as someone who is proud of her Korean heritage (my mother’s mother is 100%), the squinty eye jokes get very, *very* old.
I’m at a loss as to why Asian jokes are acceptable these days. No one, in their right mind, would see a picture of an African American and then make a blatantly offensive “black” joke, so why are Asians open targets?
Hahaha. Seriously, get the stick out of your ass, Jessi. Everything is up for sarcasm and evil jokes. Surprising numbers of people can make a great black joke if given the opportunity within seconds. For instance, what do you say to a black Jew? Get to the back of the oven! You are welcome to retaliate with white jokes, like what do you get when you put 32 rednecks in a room? A full set of teeth. This is how dark humor works. It is not to be combated by extreme sensitivity and lameness. People like you take the life out of everything with your squinty eyes and all.
@ Protagonist. those don’t really qualify as ‘dark humour’
Jessi, I wonder the same thing sometimes. I have an asian friend who I asked how she felt about how making asian jokes seemed to be more acceptable than making black or jewish jokes and she responded “it’s because we don’t complain all the time like blacks” and I laughed and told her that was kind of stereotypical/ racist itself.
at least you aren’t Muslim, though, people talk about them openly and no one seems to care. *shrug*
The_Protagonist, after reading your inflammatory comment, I think you should change your screen name to The_Antagonist. Just a thought.
As a general rule, I never get involved in debates on lamebook, preferring sit back, and let people rip with their opinions. The right to free expression is for the most part, a good thing, but buddy, I just have to say, you really need to look up the definition of dark humour, because your examples definitely do NOT meet the criteria.
I thought that what Haggie said was innocently funny enough (and also, very common for Lamebook)…why is everyone suddenly thinking it’s so bad? With all due respect, I’ve read much more prejudicial comments on here on a daily basis, from the most prominent people on here. What’s with all the sand in everyone’s vagina?
I’m about as far from politically correct as one can get, and yes, there’s way too much PC bullshit in life now. There’s just not enough fun left to be had without people getting screwed over for it (oh how I miss the days of ass grabs & tit rubs in the workplace).
i like to start each response with
“I agree with @ so and so…”
because it makes whatever I’m a bout to say sound more acceptable on the forum as I, myself, am unsure about the repercussions of my reply.
Walter Sobchak you are now my hero….that comment was bloody brilliant
I really feel for that girl in number 3….I don’t wear glasses nor do I use eye drops….or use fake nails…but I do feel for her situation – also I think she just got it in one eye and has the other closed to avoid attempting to open the glued one.
For racist jokes….the only people allowed to make racist jokes now are the freaking minorities who make jokes about themselves and eachother CONSTANTLY -.-”. I swear if I said half the things my boyfriend says (he’s Chinese) I’d get shot. (I’m white by the way).
We live in a world where everyone inserted a random object into their ass…it’s annoying -.-”. In today’s world I have to ask before I can make jokes abou ANYTHING to be sure no one in my vicinity if offended…how sad is that??