You know what they say Anne, ‘If there’s grass on the wicket, let’s play cricket!’
Although that’s not always advisable; I have it on good authority that some types of monkey are less hairy than you. And I’m positive it’s been so long since you’ve even seen a real penis that your crusty, rotten vagina has just packed up for good.
You know, a little 70′s weed would have mellowed you out.
If Danielle is 8 she shouldn’t be on Facebook. Come to think of it, no one should. No one is here for your amusement honey, maybe you should go outside and play?
Or here’s a thought – why not comment on the OP instead of waiting, clicking on this site, refreshing every 10-20 seconds waiting to jump on commenters? Life is a lot easier once you realize that you aren’t the center of attention.
Ok I’m off for some prune juice. With a shot of rum. TTFN
Yeah apparently I had a hysterectomy or cancer or something. Then again, if I got pregnant I could be in the Guiness Book as the first male ever to get pregnant.
Bunch of gullible enfants, but I adore your imagination. So charming