In our PE lessons, tiring as they were, being farted upon by the teacher was taken as a compliment, usually followed by 3 periods of celebrations, gaining the weight we just lost rolling those logs onto the new study hall we were building. Contractors were always far too expensive…
Oh, my god. I LOVE Boomhauer. He’s my favorite character on King Of The Hill! Dang oh I tell you.wut.man.them.dang.oh newfangled. internet.like.clicketclickclickclack.take.you.anywhere.u.want.wit.jus.a.click.
I provided periods so that we could all understand that reference.
Going back to what I said about my mother… a murder did occur at her apartment complex. At first, she just thought the usual suspects were going at it again. Then she heard the screaming and moaning carry out into the courtyard. She went to investigate… no wild sex – just her neighbour bleeding out on the ground. Being stabbed to death and loud sex sound the same, apparently. To my mother.
Wow, that’s crazy word … no disrespect, I like to think I would know the difference. I have never heard that level of violence but I saw a fight turn into a murder. I was in a boat fishing, on shore I saw a fight .. big guy and a little guy .. after they got out of my sight the little fellow killed the bigger one with a shovel… according to the papers.
Yes, she owns that apartment. She ain’t going nowhere. She lives in quite a nice area of town. The police quickly apprehended the killer, anyway – they were related or something. Family dispute. Shit happens.
I went over to see my mother a few hours after it happened. There was blood everywhere – all over the courtyard, down the stairwell, on the doors, all over cars. It was grotesque and fascinating at the same time. I’m very sick, but I kind like that stuff.
I leave, and you’re all talking of writing name on your parts.
I’m shocked and appalled, only because I’m not sure which name to coose for mine.
I feel like being adventurous and trying a short name on the old small round ice cube. Maybe Mass would fit, especially after the cube gets excited. You see mine is special, instead of melting from the body heat, it actually grows a bit. Fascinating, isn’t it?
I’m thinking of mass because it’s a short name.
Well I’m deeply sorry. I didn’t think dick up the arse jokes were big currency in Word-town.
Strangely, I don’t post everything just for you.
You may want to climb down off that horse, it’s a little high.
Period sex..:L Really helps the cramps and bitchiness. Though, it is embarrassing to see the cleaning lady in the hotel change the sheets every day for a week, with stains everywhere. God knows what they must think. Either murder, rape, or virginity taking had taken place.
What the hell is with you guys fighting? We’re sharing our tits. Calm your selves down! Nobody’s on any high horse. We’re all on jackasses.
@word, I don’t try to gross anyone out. I try to tell my stories as truthful and as “clean” as possible, while adding some humor of course.
Between you and coldgit, it seemed to get a bit heated there. Only a bit. I just want our family to always stay happy…
You know the family that plays happily together, stays together..
In Irish mythology, one time the hero Cu Chulainn got really pissed off and started killing everyone. The solution: get 200 women to go out to meet him and take their tops off. Actually this worked because he was such a gentleman he wouldn’t look or something, not for the more obvious reason.
Word, of course I’m ok with it, blood doesn’t gross me out.
Ok Keona I know you had that thing the other day, but overall, Comments question about tit sharing appears valid.
junie, as much as I’d like to join you and Keona in a topless/braless festival, I have to go out in public. Too many cops around of late, and I did get pulled over by the cops yesterday. Alas, only for a breath test. He was cute.
This is TOTALLY off-topic. But my wife’s friend just told her that her hairdresser said semen is good for hair. And as we all know it is good for the complexion.
So perhaps we can make an arrangement here, we men will share what we have in exchange for women sharing boobs?
I’m back from laundry.
@mad2 Yeah, I did have ‘em out. Granted, fully topped, bra’d, and it wasn’t even low cut. No cleavage. Just a regular t-shirt. Nothing special. I wanted to keep it G rated, lest any children come about.
Semen is good for hair? I wonder if is aids it via ingestion, or by application of the topical cream sort?
@wordy, did you flirt to increase the likelihood of just getting off with a scolding? Tickets are evil.
Word, that sucks. And not in the good way.
Keona, we’ll have to run some experiments to find out whether oral or topical is most effective. I believe this is the only fun, I mean scientific, way to figure this out.
Scientific, eh? *Sticks pipe in mouth, takes a puff, and dons a British accent* Mm, quite.
@word I know what you mean. The cops here, (probably everywhere actually) have a quota to fill for tickets. So, if they’re lacking, they pull ones over for little to nothing, while the 20-30 MPH over the speed limit ones, get nothing. At the same time, they do illegal things them selfs..speeding, U-turns.
I’m guilty of speeding, but I check the area in the spots I know the cops hide out in first. Also, if one every pulls me over, I’m going to smile coyly and say “Mr. Officer, y’all speed all the time. Is it a double standard because you are the law?” Add some eye lash bats for good measure. Maybe that will take away from my obvious smart aleck remark and disrespect.
Keona, I didn’t get a ticket. Anyway, for DUI, they take your ass away for further testing. If you read over on the second test, they take your licence and then no more driving. The court then decides for what amount of time – how much over the limit you are is the usual determining factor.
Thankfully it’s not happened to me. Speeding tickets, however, are another matter.
Keona, we have fixed speed cameras and red light cameras here in the great Down Under – purely for raising revenue. Also, they’ve just introduced these lovely little things called safety cameras. You know, when you speed up to catch the amber to red light? They do you for speeding and the red light at the same time. Fucking killers.
By the way, the allowed driving alcohol limit here is 0.05, and you have to be under it. Harsh.
I’ve only ever been booked for speeding from fixed speed camera. Once, by the same one on the same day! Ha. And, I knew it was there, too. I was asleep, I think.
The fines are bad enough, but it’s the points. We’re allowed 12 points on our licence. Once they’re gone, you’re gone. They stay on your licence for a few years, too. I’ve just got back 7 points. I’ve had to be very careful these past couple of years.
We have double demerit points during the holiday periods. I hate the holidays. The roads of Aus are tough, baby.
That sounds real similar to Canada word, except I think our penalties for speeding and DUI’s have gotten a bit more severe since about a month and a half ago. Alas, I have 0 points on my license, w00t!
I awoke because I had a fucked up dream. For the first time ever, I had a dream…about reading comments on LB and posting my own.
What the fuck..
Anyways, just thought I’d pop on for a min to tell you how much I subconsciously obsess over you all. Freud would be proud.
For the record ^ I did say it was a plain t-shirt. If you boys want a visual: just go look at any chick with a regular tee on.
Nothing special at all. o.O Unless the site of the breast area itself is enough to make you as fervent as rabid dogs in heat?
Bloody hell, just go look at some store mannequins that display Tee’s. I can easily imagine seeing some dude fapping away to them in public and then being escorted out. *shudders*
“I can’t speak for all women on periods, but on mine, I do get sharp stabbing pains on my puss…quite painful. The lame part is that she shared it on FB.”
“Period sex..:L Really helps the cramps and bitchiness. Though, it is embarrassing to see the cleaning lady in the hotel change the sheets every day for a week, with stains everywhere. God knows what they must think. Either murder, rape, or virginity taking had taken place.”
It’s lame because she called someone else out for being lame for putting it on Facebook then overshared here. Or is it supposed to be OK here because we’re all anonymous, because I don’t think that makes it any better.