Tim Tebow was released from the Denver Broncos, and Peyton Manning was released from the Indianapolis Colts. Both quarterbacks. Manning was just signed to the Broncos yesterday.
The joke is that Tim Tebow is sort of controversial because he’s very forthcoming about him being an evangelical Christian. He did a stance when he prayed to Jesus that a bunch of kids started doing in high school and getting expelled for it. Hence the virgin joke. Peyton Manning has won a ton of superbowls for the Colts, hence the championship joke.
Tebow was not released. He is being shopped around the trade market. The virgin joke isn’t because he is religious…HE’S A FUCKING VIRGIN. Peyton Manning has won ONE Super Bowl. Not “A TON.”
Manning has won one Super Bowl for the Colts, not a ton, and students were not expelled for Tebowing. A couple of kids were suspended when they Tebowed, not expelled, and the suspension was, at least in the case I’m aware of, not because of the act of kneeling known but because the kids organized a group of like 40 students to do it in such a way that it blocked the school’s hallways.
Anyway, no need to worry about ruining the joke by explaining it – it wasn’t very funny in the first place.
I don’t even know why I tried to explain it when I knew people would jump on everything I said saying I was wrong….I’ll go back to not reading the comments now!
I also don’t know why you tried to explain it when you had no idea what the truth was. I have generally operated under the assumption that knowing about something is a prerequisite if one wishes to explain it.
Oh bee you poor guy! We all feel bad for you getting corrected because you wrote something you shouldn’t have to look smart. Everyone let’s not be jerks so he doesn’t sit in his bedroom sweating and crying all night about being incorrect.
My next-door neighbour’s Auntie’s best friend’s Cousin has just got fired. Anyone know where they can earn $13498346983407 per month for just a few hours’ work, by any chance ???
So the timeline guy sold his soul for a longer neck, he got turned into a giraffe, mouth gaped wide, my only question is the outcome of this. Was he able to suck his own cock or not?
Could someone explain the sports one for me?
Tim Tebow was released from the Denver Broncos, and Peyton Manning was released from the Indianapolis Colts. Both quarterbacks. Manning was just signed to the Broncos yesterday.
The joke is that Tim Tebow is sort of controversial because he’s very forthcoming about him being an evangelical Christian. He did a stance when he prayed to Jesus that a bunch of kids started doing in high school and getting expelled for it. Hence the virgin joke. Peyton Manning has won a ton of superbowls for the Colts, hence the championship joke.
Not as funny when it’s explained, I’m sure.
Tebow was not released. He is being shopped around the trade market. The virgin joke isn’t because he is religious…HE’S A FUCKING VIRGIN. Peyton Manning has won ONE Super Bowl. Not “A TON.”
Not as funny when it’s explained correctly.
Manning has won one Super Bowl for the Colts, not a ton, and students were not expelled for Tebowing. A couple of kids were suspended when they Tebowed, not expelled, and the suspension was, at least in the case I’m aware of, not because of the act of kneeling known but because the kids organized a group of like 40 students to do it in such a way that it blocked the school’s hallways.
Anyway, no need to worry about ruining the joke by explaining it – it wasn’t very funny in the first place.
Like crane, I was clueless on the subject. Now I feel like I know too much.
Who hasn’t traded their virginity for a championship?
The timeline photo was actually funny.
Guatam hates women.
…and women hate Gautam.
guatam is a dbag who is trying way to hard to be clever.
i agree, even though i dislike the timeline posts as a rule, this one actually is pretty funny.
I wish Guatam did not have access to a computer
I don’t even know why I tried to explain it when I knew people would jump on everything I said saying I was wrong….I’ll go back to not reading the comments now!
I also don’t know why you tried to explain it when you had no idea what the truth was. I have generally operated under the assumption that knowing about something is a prerequisite if one wishes to explain it.
Oh bee you poor guy! We all feel bad for you getting corrected because you wrote something you shouldn’t have to look smart. Everyone let’s not be jerks so he doesn’t sit in his bedroom sweating and crying all night about being incorrect.
^ You’d have sounded so much cooler if you wrote a swear word or offended him in a way that didn’t make you sound like you were 12.
^ Fudgin’ A, doofus.
I wish I had a girlfriend called Ramitinmygash.
It was my mums’ name.
Sorry, I didn’t know I had to put fuck or pussy in my comments to sound cooler.
Shit Balls!
Shit Balls? Sounds rather gay to me…
That’s the first timeline post I’ve found funny.
My next-door neighbour’s Auntie’s best friend’s Cousin has just got fired. Anyone know where they can earn $13498346983407 per month for just a few hours’ work, by any chance ???
^Try bangbus.com.
So the timeline guy sold his soul for a longer neck, he got turned into a giraffe, mouth gaped wide, my only question is the outcome of this. Was he able to suck his own cock or not?
^well, he’s pretty obviously been sucking on somebody’s cock.
Does it really matter whose?
If not his own…what floor did they live on, he could go from balcony to balcony searching for “food”…