“The man your professor is talking about” is the first thing you see when you search for Prince Albert on Wikipedia. “The Prince Albert Emily is talking about” you can find only if you click disambiguation and even then it clearly states “genital piercing” , thus Emily is a fuckwitt for fabricating this status and thinking she’s being funny, that’s if she didn’t steal it off someone else.
So, MEG, they’ve released you from the asylum? By friends, I assume you mean those you argued with on a regular basis, right? Well, your friends, alordslums and Dukey Smooth Buns, yes, have sadly, left the building. But your friend, Soup, still drops by on occasion. And as you can see, I’m still around, although not nearly as much as I used to be.
The Lamebook of now is a very different place to the one you left in such a blaze of glory all those months ago. No trolling, no meltdowns, and no heated exchanges (sexual or otherwise). Actually, there is very little interaction amongst the commenters of any kind. For whatever reason, so many have given up and gone elsewhere. Very, very sad. Oh well, that’s life.
MEG is back? Hello and congrats on your rehabilitation. I’m with wordpervert. This place has become (nearly) an internet wasteland. Maybe more of a desert. There definitely was a certain amount of chemistry that we all had. Oh well. It is what it is.
An internet wasteland? Goodness, that’s such a tragedy! Perhaps I can return Lamebook to the fruitful oasis that it used to be!
Yes, they released me months ago, but I was only in there for a week. Soup is still around?! I love that guy! And of course, I missed you the most. You’ve always had that spirit…
As for my dubious moral standpoints, well, as my parents used to say “Try it. You might like it.” Needless to say, I’m much less of a tight-ass, as predicted by you wise old sages. My life has drastically improved over time and while I’m not completely sane (and really, who is?), I can at least rest assured that I’m far less crazy than I was when I left here.
Yes, lex, true story. The Australian Classification Board has concluded breast size is a factor when determining the age of the model. Apparently, A-cup = Underage. They’ve therefore banned adult films/publications where small-breasted women are depicted. They’ve also banned films that depict female ejaculation from cumming into the country.
I’m glad you’re feeling better, MEG. I’ve heard ECT does wonders. Maybe you can inject some spark back into Lamebook. I’ll keep an eye out. And yeah, I did have spirit, but it seems to have vanished. I think the neurosurgeon removed it last December.
I’ve been called much worse, Conor. No biggie. Actually, you’re not completely incorrect. Tried it. Once.
Who are these newbie fucks that are coming around whining anyways? I believe word and several others like soup and mofo, ect, etc were around a long time before and a hell of a lot funnier than these people. You guys are all Ryan from season one of the office. And you are not getting to corporate.