I used to kind of understand text speak and its retarded brother web speak because it was just the shortening of words to make it quicker and easier to type. But that’s all out the window now.
How the hell is ‘ii’ shorter or easier to type than ‘I’?
Shark Week is pretty much sharks, 24/7. At first it’s neat, on account of it’s sharks and who doesn’t love sharks, but after the second day of non-stop sharks you start to get tired of sharks. One guy even attempted to freaking hypnotize a shark.
So, a mouse got into the bedroom, but there’s no way it could make it through to the impenetrable fortress that is the living room?
And, Jon, if you want Shark Week + sex, just go out and do it on the couch. There really is no rule saying sex can only occur where you’re sleeping for the night.
I hope they use protection, their combined dimwittedness would probably not exactly create a future member of MENSA.