“When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right.” And what did the other part think?”What her head would look like on a stick… ”
I like GOOD guys. “Nice Guys” are the ones who act like they’re your friend and then feel that you should reward them by putting out. Which I think is exactly what Stephan is doing.
The other hilarious thing about Nice Guys is that they’re always whining about the object of their affections pursuing a guy who’s mean to them (“women love assholes, I should become an asshole so women like ME for a change, wah wah waaah”)–meanwhile, THEY THEMSELVES are pursuing someone who’s mean to them. I wonder if some poor girl is trying to get Stephan’s attention and he’s too obsessed with that other girl to notice?
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don’t know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
There are many different types of epilepsy. Temporal Lobe Epilepsy usually starts with a light headed feeling which is usually described as a feeling of Deja Vu. This is called a Simple Partial Seizure. It can also be accompanied by lip-smacking and being unable to speak. This progression is called a complex partial seizure. If left untreated by meds these can than progress into Grand Mal seizures (actually seizing, losing consciousness etc). The Deja Vu feeling is usually a warning for those that have Grand Mals because it happens first.
Um, flexo, I don’t want to get in the middle of your argument(s) but…actually, it IS calcium. And if anyone here doesn’t know how to spell, it’s OBVIOUSLY you. Not only that, you’re not very creative with your insults. “Asshole” gets old pretty quickly. I sincerely believe that you need psychotherapy. Please get help for yourself and the safety of others. PS: you’re a douche nozzle
Ugh, Stephen sounds like he has a serious case of Nice Guy Syndrome. Here’s the definition from Urban Dictionary:
“An annoying mental condition in which a heterosexual man concocts over simplified ideas why women aren’t flocking to him in droves. Typically this male will whine and complain about how women never want to date them because he is “too nice” or that he is average in appearance. He often targets a woman who is already in a relationship; misrepresenting his intentions of wanting to be her friend and having the expectation that he is owed more than friendship because he is such a good listener. He is prone to brooding over this and passive aggressive behavior.”
@orion70: I would actually vote her for being a MLIA regular.
Usual status updates include things like: “suddenly doesn’t know what it feels like to be able to pass air through her nostrils. pretty sure someone sealed them off with cement.”, “Town House flipsides pretzel crackers may be the most delicious hybrid snacks ever.” and “Nothing like a Sunday afternoon Red Bull.. figured out my next tattoo today ”.
That thing about deja vu and epilepsy scares me! Now I really don’t want to get deja vu anymore, and I used to really like when it happened.
Also, I agree with #25 and #56s urban dictionary quote is spot on! I fucking HATE guys like that. I really fucking do.
The “maybe I’ll kill myself” crap was a joke since my dad said to “restart the cycle.” Sarcasm is lost through the internet, apparently. I’m not positive, but I’m pretty sure no one has ever seriously killed themselves because of something their dad jokingly said on Facebook. If they have, good riddance. Darwin.