Ever since the enlargement procedure went wrong and left me with a cock like the Elephant Man’s face I can no longer squeeze into one of your tubes to make a Sour Cream deposit of my own… work on that.
^ Say what? I’m not fat, nor can I fit my hands inside a pringles can. The only reason I can’t fit my hands in the can is because I don’t have ladies hands. irrelephant; you have feminine hands. If you are a woman, well done. If you are a man, be ashamed.