I demand photos of a lonely guy sitting at a table in the corner of the upstairs room of a pub. For added pathos, there should be a DJ playing somewhere “We’re gonna slow things down a little now…” Also, he should be sipping on a Coke with a straw.
This guy should not be pissed that every single person he invited came to his party. At least, that’s what he is actually saying by basically stating “nobody never turned up for my 18th”. Just a thought.
Cake from bakery = $20.00
Package of balloons = $3.00
Two cases of “Keystone Light” = $30.00
Paying off someone to buy crappy beer for you = $100.00
Advertising on Facebook that no one bothered to show up = priceless
You guys are dumb asses, he is not calling his friends odd. He said he invited 60- odd people. That odd is being used to define the number in a “round about number” kind of like saying 60 people give or take a few.
I feel bad for him too, no lie, my best friend invited like 20 people to my bridal shower and nobody came =/ We had a good time out anyway but it sucked to be stood up by everyone I thought was my friend.