Wednesday, November 4, 2009

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  1. Thank you Thesaurapist.
    Goodbye every meal I was supposed to enjoy.

  2. Can a vegetarian still eat their own placenta?
    Wrap your heads around that one folks.

  3. Ooo, there’s so many things you could add to that dish! Eggs, for example.

  4. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    @Abir

    Sorry for giving you that ‘naked lunch’ moment.
    I know some nice chickpea recipes if it helps.

    @willa

    Can’t see why not – no animal had to be killed for it. You could easily force them to eat it; it’s not like they’ll be strong enough to stop you . . .

    Thank you, I’m here all week. Try the veal.

  5. Weeelllllll, a vagina is kind of like an animal…If you think about it…and I promise you that bitch DESTROYED that vagina like a cave man hunting a fucking Mastodon.

  6. I’d probably rather eat the placenta than chitlins.

  7. I think I may have just puked in my mouth a little

  8. You’re all overreacting.

    Eating a placenta is equivalent to masturbating. How many here think that’s “wrong”? pfft, pass the placenta and the ketchup, please.

    Wait… this isn’t ketchup.

  9. I’m not saying you shouldn’t. I just don’t want to know about it. Gross

  10. I saw my cat eat all four placentas (placentae?) after she had kittens.
    Not that I was considering it anyway, but not a chance I’m going there now.

  11. How can you possibly compare gratifying yourself to eating something that came out of you? A better comparison would be for a man to masturbate into his own mouth. I mean drinking your own piss wont kill you, but I would rather not and semen is full of protein but most dudes don’t jack off into their own mouths. Any picking your nose and eating is now not disgusting either?

    I’m not judging people who eat their own placenta becasue it’s obviously not the worst thing someone can do. However yes, in my and other peoples opinion, eating something that just came out of you is fucking disgusting. And no I don’t plan on laying a big deuce tonight and baking it the oven and calling it a meal. sorry.

  12. *AND picking…*

  13. I personally prefer a nice poached placenta with garlic aioli…

  14. ^ you do realise that aioli is garlic mayo don’t you? and that you just said “garlic garlic mayo”. hehe

  15. Touche’.. Redundant sentence fail for me.

  16. Sorry! I really can’t help myself sometimes :$

  17. Semen is not meant to be ingested. Placenta are eaten by a lot of animals. I just see it as another natural thing that mothers can do, but some don’t. It’s kinda like breast feeding and natural births.

  18. ^unacceptable! I’ve spent many hours convincing girls that semen IS in fact meant to be ingested. You come along and try to undo all my hard work? Well thank you VERY much. Good day to you sir.

  19. Really, K? Meant to be ingested? That’s great news, I think I just found my new alternative to taking my girlfriend out to dinner.

  20. So, Vincent, let me get this straight.

    You think eating the placenta is just “another natural thing mothers do”, yet you think having sex with a pregnant woman is disrespectful to the mother and baby. Oh, and you prefer girls who spit rather than swallow.

    Dude, your values system is seriously fucked up. I mean, a big tick to cannibalism, but a big thumbs down for really quite normal sexual practices. Freak.

  21. What a sick bitch! Everyone knows palcenta is a dinner dish.

  22. *placenta

  23. @ #51
    And now I’m actually throwing up.
    Why?!

  24. Well…Some animals eat shit too, doesn’t mean WE should.

  25. All you people getting grossed out at this… that was the point. Congratulations, you’ve been trolled. :p

  26. When my daughter was born there were articles in the Sundays about people having post birth celebratory dinner parties where the placenta was part of the meal.

    So I waited until they were disposing of it and stepped in to claim it, telling them I was going to have it for dinner. The midwives looked aghast until I siss-boom-bahhed them.

    They did kick me out of the hospital straight after right enough.

  27. Many other mammals eat the placenta after birth – waste not, want not – right?

    I think there are many cultures in which humans will eat the placenta after a birth in celebration – a treat shared with the whole family.

    Doesn’t really seem any more disgusting than eating a dead cow, pig or chicken really….

    I’ll take mine over easy.

  28. Yeah when i think about having a baby, that’s the first thing on my mind too…

  29. big deal.. i eat mcdonalds all the time

  30. ^ LOL

  31. # 80 – Dude, it’s cannibalism.

  32. @Just sayin’
    How is it cannibalism? It’s just placenta. Cannibalism would be eating the whole baby. Which is plainly wrong in everyone’s book (I hope)

  33. ^ best show ever

  34. @71 Actually I wasn’t concerned about the mother. It was disrespectful of the parents(ejaculating in woman is like putting the baby in in a bag and cumming all over it). It’s not really cannibalism either. I used to bite skin off my fingertips and swallow them but clearly that doesn’t make a cannibal. It you want to be technical everybody who’s ever been hungry for awhile has self cannibalized themselves. You could call nursing incestuous as well, but that doesn’t make it so. Try not to be simple minded.

  35. @Vincent

    hahahaha, “Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting a baby in a bag and cumming all over it”

    Wow… haha

    You don’t seem to know the anatomy of a woman that well. I’m not going to educate you, but your analogy is pretty far off. How about you try not to be so simple minded, before telling everyone else that?

  36. I didn’t feel like taking too much time thinking up a better one. Cum doesn’t touch baby but it’s near. I’m pretty lazy. Sue me.

  37. Fried?! How are you ever going to lose the baby weight if you eat that way, Chloe?

  38. Please tell me this was a joke

  39. Oh please… Why do people do this?

  40. In Hawaii, a lot of people plant it with a tree because it has so many nutrients.

  41. EW EW EW EW EW EW

  42. You know…I’ve actually seen this on TV. Fucking disgusting.

  43. Oh God, that’s offal!!

  44. @wordpervert
    That’s a terrible pun, but it made me laugh! <3

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