I would also like to know how he even knows these people. The guy who got the tattoo is clearly a moron. Even if he likes it like that, his artist should have known better or enough to not tattoo it like that on him.
I love how people get defensive and then rely on threats and swearing to win the argument. Way to be, people!
Anyone else see the movie Idiocracy staring Luke Wilson? In case you haven’t (Which I strongly suggest you rectify)” Private Joe Bauers, the definition of “average American”, is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes 500 years in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly dumbed-down that he’s easily the most intelligent person alive. ” –IMDB
Quote: Doctor: [laughs] Right, kick ass. Well, don’t want to sound like a dick or nothin’, but, ah… it says on your chart that you’re fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded. What I’d do, is just like… like… you know, like, you know what I mean, like…
I am guessing he was/is school friends with the guy who got the tattoo, maybe. And all these stupid girls are people he doesn’t really know. You know how FB people are; they friend everyone! FB is basically just friendship Pokemon. He who has the most friends they never talk to in real life wins!
I get tired of seeing misspelled tattoos, but I never get tired of seeing the excuse “This is how he wanted it spelled!” Unless your tattoo says “Nohtings’ Perfekt!” or something, what motivation could there ever be for purposely wanting it misspelled? People would look a lot better if they just admitted the stupid mistake instead of pretending there is some deep meaning behind the mysterious lack of apostrophes.
@5 Yes, that’s always the default argument – people that think spelling counts are somehow “retarded” and losers with no life. It’s not even ironic anymore, that the people screaming “retard” (or even better – “retart”) and “stupid fuck” are always the ones typing like a brain-damaged monkey on crack. Just depressing.
it seems as if all the tattoo ones are the ones with you’re misspelled. how are these people friends with anyone? they are so ridiculously dumb! im sure if they type in such ways on the internet, no one would be able to understand what the hell they are talking about when actually speaking. they type like midgets who can’t reach the keyboard and obviously don’t read cuz they couldn’t even get through the first few sentences of christian’s little rant but they have the effort to call him a retard even though he spelled his post correctly. they are probably those bitches that have been on the internet so long they forgot what real words mean anymore
When are people like Christian ever going to realize that such a level of diction is completely wasted on people such as these? Isn’t trying to show off your intellect to the functionally-illiterate underclass a bit like swatting a fly with a Land Rover?
I don’t know why…but I love fucked up tattoos. I love when it’s the wrong its/it’s or there/their/they’re, two/to/too, you’re/your… all of ‘em. They just crack me up. Shit, just get a third grader to proof read it before you go it. There’s gotta be one of those lying around SOMEWHERE.
I think this is actually an Australian post….the reference to schoolies (where all the high school kids go mental after finishing year 12) makes me think so, plus the colloquialism ‘shit cunt’. Charming.
Hahaha I agree with SomeDude. Definitely Australian, probably from the high caliber of people from areas surround the Gold Coast (where schoolies is held) such as Logan. Christian’s eloquence is hilarious. But kids these days don’t know how to insult. Assmuncher, buttface etc. All gold. It’s not about how vulgar you are, it’s what combination of words is the best. Such as cock smurf.
What I don’t get, is why are there a bunch of people who WANT it spelled incorrectly? Why would you want it like that? It makes absolutely no sense. It is not a better tattoo because it’s spelled incorrectly, it’s not giving you magical powers.
What confuses me is that you have to be 18 to get a tatt, and if they are from Queensland (which I suspect they are, since I haven’t heard ‘shit cunt’ in any other state) then they are either so stupid that they got kept back a year, since schoolies are usually 17, or they are what we call ‘toolies’, idiots who think they’re cool and head off to schoolies when they are clearly too old. Either way, this makes me sad.
This embarrasses me. As a teenager from the Gold Coast (I had my schoolies last year), I feel like I need to rant and defend mine and my city’s honour. Hopefully these people aren’t from the GC, but if they are: Select group of people, fellow lamebookers, I swear!
As for the whole tattoo thing; you are not allowed to get a tattoo, even with paren’t consent (at least not from any tattoo parlours I’ve been to). But some teens manage to get them anyway. Though he could be 18.
I love trying soff cunts..as opposed to hadd ones. But, only if they’re Snuggle bear soff. None of that knock off imitation shit, because then I can’t get my rubz off.
You better be on schoolies because im a unit.
(If that is some Aussie/ Brit/ other slang, then it’s new to me) I do like that I’m learning new ones from here, because it’ll make future posts *somewhat* easier to understand.
Christian, well done for keeping calm, cool, and composed during that. The best way to deal with angry idiots that are cursing and yelling, is to stay calm and just kill with kiss ass kindness. For some reason nice makes them more volatile. Not so well done was the fact that you didn’t use 100% proper English and Grammar while you messed with them..sort of makes reading you ironic and a hypocrite, eh?
Actually Dazer, it’s only the NSW schoolies who are 18. QLD school leavers start grade 1 at 6 yo and therefore finish year 12 when they’re 17… well most of them, except for interstaters and kids who had to repeat.
Glad you liked it SomeDude. Here’s another one. Anal sack.
Oh, I retract some of my previous post. I read through the other comments and now understand the schoolies bit. Soff, and “I’m a unit.” are still out there.
Soff= sodder off combination?
@MsbuzzKill The only, and I do mean only trace of a logical explanation, is that they are being rebellious. “I’m fighting the norm, because I’m too cool to spell properly. Sure, I’ll get shit for it, but that’s what makes me an individual. I shall not conform to the rest of the bandwagon.”
Of course, all that is translated into dumbed down monkey talk for their cases.
Look personally well done Christian but ur forgetting one important thing; u cant win an argument with an idiot because they never know when they’ve lost sometimes all u can do is walk away shaking ur head and wondering in amazement how they even know how to work a computer lol
Not sure how Christian is being arrogant here :S Why should the polite and civilised of our society bend over to the uncultured fuck-wits that we are faced with on a day to day basis?
The only things which bother me about this post are:
1. People like that are actively breeding.
2. He clearly went to a lot of effort phrasing that in a simple yet articulate way and the dumb bint couldn’t even be so courteus as to fucking read it. That shit’s just rude.
@rainbowcubes87 I live in Britain, but I’ve never heard that used (though I do live in a shithole).
I don’t want to seem like I’m contradicting you or anything by the way, I’m just curious as to where you live?
@67 – “Youse” (and “ya’s”) for plural of “you” is pretty popular in parts of the US as well. I’m aware of its use in some bits of the South and I’m sure it is also scattered about in other regions but *shrugs* I have heard it many times. xP
@ Fletch…if you was edumacated you could have simply said…im a southern reject that takes in the ass…for free.
If any of my friends got a mispelled tattoo they would NEVER, hear the end of it. Pfft. Call yourself a friend? A shit one, maybe. oh, (regardless of grammar)
@Britishhobo…you may be from the better of the european area, if in fact you are from GB, but, you comment far too many times for you to have an actual life that involves lIVING human beings but which also disincludes dead or alive animals :/ was gunna stop there but decided you deserved another “:/”
I was 18 when I finished high school, back when I started you had to be 5 or turning 5 by June 30th to start grade prep that year. They’ve since changed it in that you have to be 5 or turning 5 by April 30th to start grade prep.. at least that’s the way it is in Victoria. My brother and I were both born in August, we were both 18 the last few months of school, my sister was born in April, she finished this year and is only 17.
As for tattoo’s and age restrictions, there are plenty of tattoo shops where I live that will tattoo a minor with parental consent, like when my best friend and I got our first tatt’s together, she was only 17 so her mum came with us.
These people make me ashamed to be a human, let alone Australian.. Christian is my kinda people though, I too am one of those annoying people that need to point out spelling mistakes in peoples posts.. But I only do it to close friends who I know can hack it! LOL!
hey, i know these people, to clear things up:
christians first comment was ” *you’re ” , christian is a guy, we are in australia (victoria, embarrassingly with many bogans like sarah, chole and ‘bob’ in our town) and he went to school with sarah, not Bob.
BTW, incase you’re interested, Sarah didn’t even go near Christian on schoolies, so no fucking his shit up…
and also, seeing that this was put on lamebook made my week
It saddens me that this is the level of intelligence coming out of the Australian schooling system.
Christian is definitely the kind of person I could be friends with. I never have the guts to point out spelling errors in FB posts, let alone do it with that much class.