The flooding is nowhere near me, Zoned, it was in another state. The worst seems to be over, thankfully, but there is a massive clean-up and rebuilding operation ahead. And I’m feeling much, much better. Back to work in 2 weeks – finger’s crossed.
This story is from another state now experiencing flooding. I read about it in the paper. I know these idiots wasted valuable SES time, but I can’t help laughing. They rescued the doll, but not the girl’s panties. Haha.
the legal fund progress chart on the left is really what keeps me coming back here… it’s the only thing i truly know will remain constant and unchanging in this rapidly evolving, cruel world we live in.
thanks lamebook, for always being lame.
Funny story word,
I went to the last 49er game a few weeks ago and there were three Aussies sitting behind me. I had more fun listening to them talk than watching the game! They said that food portion size in the U.S. is out of control and that they could not stop eating while they were here. AND that you guys don’t get free soda refills. I was shocked! Is that true?!
fleur, all true. I’ve been to the States, and yes, your food portions are out of control. Crikey! They’re like 4 times the size of what’s served here. No wonder so many Americans are morbidly obese. As for soda refills, most places here don’t offer them except for some of the fast-food chains.
That accent led me to believe that there were three ridiculously masculine men wearing no shirts, baring their bulging biceps and washboard abs and little nipples made hard from the cold, but with sensitive and caring eyes bedecked with long lashes over souls that screamed “we want to be your love-bitches, please spank us!”.
mofo, where do you get your stats? You’re not far off, though.
For what it’s worth, I’ll expand a little further for the ladies who were curious about Aussie blokes. What I was saying there was we’re very multicultural here now, so the stereotypical Aussie bloke is a little harder to come by. But if you were to see one, they’d kinda look like the dude in the pic I attached.
As for what they’re actually like, well, Aussie blokes like their beer, their meat, their sport, their TV, and their mates (not necessarily in that order). Note I didn’t include their women. They like them, but they’re not a priority. They sound just like any other guy, don’t they? Apologies to any Aussie blokes on here, but it’s the truth, fellas.
wandr Correctomundo! Of course you understand that I don’t mean this as any type of racial slur, that would be hypocritical, after all I’m half rapist myself.
word I got my stats from an Australian I was talking to the other day, he also reliably informed me that you all love Fosters and wear cork hats whilst playing bum tango with a pet kangaroo… I have no reason to doubt his testimony.