ohhhh myyyy I know this guy. He’s actually one of the funniest guys I know. Pippin is the name of the dining hall at our college. The dorms are Lord of the Rings themed (weird), and I feel like the status makes more sense put into that perspective.
He’s just PJ. There is no other explanation. His real name is Ian, but I guess when your parents call you PJ your entire life, that’s who you become. I’ve never seen a problem with it, and none of our friends have ever questioned it. It only became a real issue when the Lamebook dwellers made fun of him for it, which none of us really understand. Especially coming from people like “vaginalroundhouse” and “Floyd_the_barber”.