Thursday, March 15, 2012

You Know Who…

previous post: TyPEW!



  1. She wishes she was mackin it with voldermort, probably even after he died and everything.

  2. jesuschristanlsuperstar

    Can Voldemort smell? Because what if she had a smelly coochie?

  3. Good God you two.

  4. my neighbor’s mom makes $81 an hour on the laptop. She has been fired for nine months but last month her paycheck was $21055 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more

  5. Fired for nine months, huh? That’s a lot of jobs. Does she have a really bad case of potty mouth or something?

    Go to hell, Lazy Spammer!

  6. my neighbours mum makes $81 an hour on her carpet burnt knees. She was fired into for nine months but last month ended up looking like she’d been face artexed by a blind man. I watched it all on a laptop for a few hours. Go to this site and yank one out

  7. Is it just me, or over the last couple of months has Lamebook got, well, extremely shit? I used to check here every day for my daily LOLZ, but there now seems to be nothing but fake postings, unfunny timeline nonsense and whatever this is above which might deserve a mild smile had someone said it directly to me: hardly worth posting on a website.

    No posting on this site has made me even break a smile for weeks. I’m done with it. Pretty disappointed.

  8. themanwhosoldtheworld

    ^Some of the comments are still gold.

  9. Yo buddy! Try BME Pain Olympics, don’t be fooled by the title. It’s not that dark or sinister; just general calamities, really funny.

  10. ^ The comments are the only reason I visit this site at all. If there’s a good post, it’s a bonus.

  11. I just come for the abuse.

  12. ^ I’m with stupid! I’m just kiddin’ crusty. I love you more than my luggage.

  13. I love you more than the wart that I’ve been cultivating for the past 3 months that’s attached to my left nut. My gf tells me to get it seen to. But I tell her that one day it will be a tasty treat for all to share. I’m like Jesus.

  14. Crusty – I laughed so hard at your last comment that I pulled a muscle in my little finger from the involuntary spasm that engulfed my entire being.

    For reference, it was the bit where you said you had a girlfriend…

  15. Oh, sorry, forgot… ;)

  16. Come on crusty. You had a funny comment a few posts back, I thought that maybe you were on a roll. I guess not : /

  17. Fuck you. Find another joke on the internet that refers to a genital wart being able to feed the 5000 like Hay-zeus did. If it happens that there is a joke that follows that trend, fuck you and keep it to yourself.

  18. ^You’re not funny.

  19. ^ You’re not wanted. Prove me wrong, cunt.

  20. Whatever, you just proved me right.

  21. *sigh* can we just agree that we’re all very boring and be done with it?

  22. How’s your boobs, Laila? I bet they rock..

  23. We’re not ALL boring, Laila. For example, this is just the place that I frequent so that I don’t stab people in real life – it’s the best kind of free therapy ever.

  24. This is amazing therapy, isn’t it? All I’m saying is, why waste your time arguing about whether or not you’re boring when there are so many other more interesting things to argue about?

  25. Like your boobs?

  26. My boobs aren’t that interesting.

  27. I’ll be the judge of that.

  28. Oops, you bwoke it.

    Laila, ALL boobs are interesting. Please, tell everyone about your boobs. Have you named them yet?

  29. I would do a girl with that body and smart mouth.

  30. Well, they’re not any more interesting than any other boobs, I mean. No, I have not named them.

  31. Hawkbit, you realize about half the time you’re just talking to yourself on here, right?

  32. seriously, lamebook, my post mentioning f a i l b o o k is awaiting moderation? But the spammers get through? Fuck you.

  33. f a i l b o o k > watching a dog take a crap > lamebook.

  34. ^He’s grumpy. Lamebook staff thanks you for the extra site views.

  35. Laila, your boobs may be on the same level of interesting as any other boobs, but again, ALL boobs are interesting. We can suggest names for you, if you’d like.

  36. ^ Yes! Name suggestions, please!

  37. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    How the are we supposed to come up with name suggestions, if we miss crucial information like size, level of nipple alignment and so on.

  38. Yeah, the condition of the boobs is paramount, if they’re saggy knee slappers they should be called Doris.

  39. Well, we know a few things already. For one, Laila previously stated she couldn’t drink legally in her country, which means she’s under 21 (where I am). So I doubt hers are hitting her knees. They’re probably rather perky. Second, she also stated she’s a Latina, so her nipples are most likely brown.

    Might I suggest Azucar y Morena?

  40. Perky boobs are the best.

    How hasn’t anybody thought up a funny name for a hot latina’s pair of nips yet?!

  41. #46 Assuming they’re twins, you call ‘em the same thing you call every mexican/jap baby. “WET-NIPS!” I figured you of all people would have guessed that by now, crusty! I’m disappointed in ya’ son. You skip world studies class like the rest of us degenerates?

  42. @Laila I HOPE you see the irony…

  43. Ey Capn…loving the suggestion, but still looking for #46…

  44. Good lord, I must have had a fit of finger dyslexia!

  45. ^ You thought it was #64?

  46. What should I name my balls?

  47. wow. you guys are complete idiots. like a bunch of starving dogs on raw meat you jump onto the boob talk. It just points to your desparation as men who probably haven’t touched a boob since gym class and by this i mean accidental when you had to choose dancing partners if you fuckheads didn’t understand it

  48. Hawkbit, I am completely missing any sort of irony.

  49. The only boobs Flames ever touches are his own.

  50. Shhhh, don’t let him hear you. Sexually deprived people can get epecially vicious when they feel they’re being threatened.

  51. Blech, I just pictured Flames’ moobs… How in fuck will I get to sleep now?

  52. Are they working balls Beatus? Or a lil dysfunctional?
    At you Bacch, think of Beatus’ balls.

  53. Too late, crusty, too damn late.

  54. Of course you are. How sad. Anyone else want to get this one? Pss! MsAnne!

  55. Stop sucking up to MsAnne. It’s kind of pathetic.

  56. My balls are still fully functional. It’s my sanity that is a bit dysfunctional.

  57. Should probably clear this up as I don’t like people thinking I’m gay, not that I have anything against gays, so long as they stay away from me. The reason I asked about your balls is cos it helps to build a personality before you jump in and name them. They could be gay balls and your wife could be a filthy lie. Or they could be blue balls cos your wife left you for a black man. Or you could be missing one from a baseball accident in which case they’d be foul balls.

  58. Say, everybody, have you seen my balls?
    They’re big and salty and brown.
    If you ever need a quick pick-me-up,
    Just stick my balls in your mouth.
    Oooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls.
    Put ‘em in your mouth.
    Put ‘em in your mouth and suck ‘em and suck ‘em.

  59. @Oh, but it was so funny last time….

  60. I’m not sure who you’re talking to, Hawkbit, but your comment doesn’t really make much sense. I am also struck by the reminder of why everyone ignores you, and I think I will go back to doing just that because you have absolutely no redeeming qualities that justify me losing the brain cells I do when I engage in a conversation with you.

  61. I miss all the good shit. Are we still talking boobs here?

  62. yes. you are all a bunch of talking boobs.

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