My sister’s ex-husband’s nephew’s classmate Julie has a cat who was tragically smooshed by an old lady in a VW Golf. While the street cleaner was wire brushing the pancaked kitty cat off of the curb, I was busy making 3954 dollars on the internet by stuffing weird shit up my booty valve. (live on this cool cam site [click here])
I figured i should introduce you to the spam as well. Although my version isn’t as dull, it’s equally lame for your pleasure.