Friday, January 27, 2012

You Can Make It!

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  1. Do your homework, instead, so you can make it through school. Otherwise, your life will be similar to Britney’s, but without the fame and the money.

  2. since it’s only beatus, I calls foist…

  3. Since its only Jenny, I call STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

  4. Success! I can’t believe it was actually posted! :D

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  6. WTF is that? ^

  7. I’m pretty sure it’s what Steeeever mumbles while he masturbates.

  8. so, i’ve seen you for awhile stever. i have alwayz wanted to ask one question: how old are you dude? you 12?

  9. I agree beatus… at that point she had enough money to not work the rest of her life…

  10. Codename Dutchess

    velo- While I agree that Britney whored herself out enough early in life to fulfill any financial needs her and her inbred family could possibly need, she’s still batshit crazy enough to have her finances tied up in a conservatorship.

    Case in point: Kevin Fatterline.

  11. I’m a 28 year old man!!!

  12. Codename Dutchess

    BUULLLLLLLLSSSHHHHIIIITTTTEEERRRRRR!!!!

    Color me skeptical, unless you’re the type of guy who blurts out his own name when he blows a load. Which, in hindsight, would make a lot more sense.

  13. Is Jess stilling hanging in her room, or has someone cut the poor cunt down yet?

  14. *still hanging.
    still. fucking. hanging.

    /goes for walk outside.

  15. I never noticed she shaved her head

  16. So Britney can get through problems of her own making. Well great job then.

  17. stever, u really 28? that’s sucks because there’s a 43 year old alcoholic guy who always comes into work smelling of cheap whiskey. I call him stever after you, and secretly imagine he be the lamebook stever.
    well, a girl can only fantasize.

  18. Meet The Spartans had a similar Britney gag. Wasn’t funny then. Sure as hell isn’t funny now.

  19. I imagine Steeeever as the The Retarded Policeman (of youtube fame). It’s working for me.

  20. ^and I imagine you and Jenny to be a hot lesbian couple. Gets me off every time.

  21. ^ *gay british couple

  22. ^that gets me off too, but only on Thursdays.

  23. I imagine that sweaty-palmed virgins must masturbate quite a lot.
    Do you guys wanna share some more of your fantasies? Have you got anything better, though? This shit is pretty fucking weak.
    You showed early promise freddy. don’t be just another fucking letdown.

  24. Mouthy mouthy MsAnne. Save it for later. Jenny needs her daily licks, now doesn’t she?

  25. oh, my stever can get the best
    weed…

  26. I’ll share a fantasty…I want to fuck a midget.

  27. Im glad you think about me at work Jenny

  28. lol “work”

  29. how could I not?

  30. crustylovelips isnt that everyones fantasy?
    I hope Jess had a good strong rope.

  31. I wouldn’t really say she made it

  32. I have a midget amputee fantasy

  33. Do midget amputees exist? Surely if they lose a leg they’re just going to look like a slug. The humane thing to do would be to pour salt on them.

  34. blood tastes quite salty.

  35. blood tastes more metal-y. Did you know they don’t use salt in Mcdonalds on the fries? They just pick their fattest customer and ask them to sweat onto the potatoes. Sweat is the true source of salt. The tomato ketchup is just period juice.

  36. for reals?

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