velo- While I agree that Britney whored herself out enough early in life to fulfill any financial needs her and her inbred family could possibly need, she’s still batshit crazy enough to have her finances tied up in a conservatorship.
stever, u really 28? that’s sucks because there’s a 43 year old alcoholic guy who always comes into work smelling of cheap whiskey. I call him stever after you, and secretly imagine he be the lamebook stever.
well, a girl can only fantasize.
I imagine that sweaty-palmed virgins must masturbate quite a lot.
Do you guys wanna share some more of your fantasies? Have you got anything better, though? This shit is pretty fucking weak.
You showed early promise freddy. don’t be just another fucking letdown.
blood tastes more metal-y. Did you know they don’t use salt in Mcdonalds on the fries? They just pick their fattest customer and ask them to sweat onto the potatoes. Sweat is the true source of salt. The tomato ketchup is just period juice.