Oh boo hoo hoo, Vicki, he has BROMANCES. Men aren’t supposed to hang out with their male friends, are they? They’re supposed to go shopping with their wives, watch ‘Gone With the Wind’ and ‘Sleepless in Seattle’, drink hot cocoa and talk about feelings and stuff.
To piggy back off throwing tofu
Also to give a flying fuck what your “relationship status” is on Facebook. When women do things like this it just screams “pay attention to me I’m sad and everyone should know it!” You really want everyone to care? Commit suicide everyone pays attention at that point.
How the hell do you even BE a hoarding terminally pre-pubescent asexual pseudo-satanic work obsessed ebay whore with multiple bromances? Like, is that even possible, unless you’ve got multiple personality disorder or something? Vicki sure can pick’ em huh. Does she go to mental hospitals to meet husbands?