Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Wrong Bottle

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  1. FIRST!

  2. @ Magik – Congratu-fucking-lations you dipshit.

    What I don’t get is how he can look so fucking proud of himself feeding his (about) 6 month old beer. Is this what the world is coming to??

  3. LOL@congratu-fucking-lations..

  4. He’s under the assumption that the wee one wont tip the bottle far back enough to get any. Babies are fast he should be more careful. My little one would have that drained the second it came near her face. Shes a little piglet. Im also squicked out that he would allow a dirty beer bottle near his baby. I work at a brewery and that beer can sit around in a dirty warehouse for quite awhile. Also a beer botttle is never as clean as people think. All those nasty bottles that grandpa has kept around in his return stockpile for years, ends up being washed and reused. Ive seen some nasty shit come back inside a beer bottle. Somethings you can never unsee.

  5. @Svetlana

    Are you fucking retarded? Do you really think he gave her beer? He is just holding the bottle up next to the baby. I don’t think that is a look of proud. I think it is a look of “I am totally hilarious”. Babies are stupid anyways.

    organize my grammer

  6. Retarted parent is retarted.
    That is all.

  7. At least the first one has mediocre taste. Corona is not that bad! Start them young!
    Dad: And for Juniors first birthday, I am going to teach Junior how to leave dollar bills for a stripper! Oh and body shots! Can’t forget the body shots!”.

  8. @EwGross

    No need to organize you’re (sic) grammer. You’re alright by me. Do you honestly think I am the single most serious person here?

    The only time to take me seriously, is if I call you a douche. Otherwise, it is a joke…

  9. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    YoUnG eNoUgH tO tYpE lIkE tHiS? ToO yOuNg FoR a BaBy.

    That took me fucking ages.

  10. AgReE wItH NumBeR 9.

    And with a name like MelAyna, that baby doesn’t have the best start in life anyways. that name has trailer trash written all over it.

  11. I don’t see a bottle of beer in the second photo… there ‘s only a bottle of Heineken.
    Heineken is like making love in a canoe. (Fuckin’ close to water!)

    This is the real thing:
    Duvel
    Westmalle
    Tripel Karmeliet
    Westvleteren
    Gueuze Boon
    La Chouffe
    and so on…

  12. I don’t really see what the big deal is. I think there is at least one childhood photo of each of my siblings holding a beer bottle at a comically young age. And germs? I’ve seen babies put far worse in their mouths. They’re pretty resilient.

  13. I have heard of a friends baby eat dog shit! He [the baby] thought it was hilarious that everyone was in shock and gagging while trying to clean him up!

  14. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess the mom was drinking the Heiny. Don’t only women drink that?

    I defer to my comment on yesterday’s baby giving us the finger. This is LAME. People who think it’s funny need to go back to school and figure out what it means to be not retarded. Good post, LB.

  15. @Svetlana and EwGross – it’s spelt ‘grammar’ not ‘grammer’

    FAIL

  16. @andygoodyear – it’s “spelled” not “spelt”

    FAIL ON A FAIL

  17. Spelt is acceptable in the British/English dictionary. How many times are we going to have to go over that?

  18. @siffle – both “spelled” and “spelt” are acceptable past participles of “spell”. Get yourself a dictionary, and use it.

    FAIL ON A FAIL ON A FAIL FAIL FAIL

  19. @Svetlana
    So are you joking now or then? ;-)

  20. When Melly Mel looks back on her childhood photos, she’ll understand why she grew up to be an alcoholic stripper living in the trailer park.

  21. This father of the year is blissfully unaware that it might not be in his best interest to document through photograph his poor judgment at the art of parenting. Can you say future use as evidence in the child abuse/neglect trial?

  22. @andygoodyear — you obviously don’t know what (sic) means. Idiot.

    @jefke — thanks for the super original joke comparing beer you don’t like to sex in a canoe. I have never heard that before and it was super funny because it was so original and nobody ever says that so it was really funny. Your pretentious and also very original list of beers that are good continued to contribute to your hilarious and may I say it again, very unique joke.

  23. everyone chill out for a bit and realise that proving someone wrong on the internet actually makes you LESS respectable, not more. Especially when you do it as desperately as this:

    slowbie
    December 22nd, 2009 at 9:44 am
    @andygoodyear — you obviously don’t know what (sic) means. Idiot.

    @jefke — thanks for the super original joke comparing beer you don’t like to sex in a canoe. I have never heard that before and it was super funny because it was so original and nobody ever says that so it was really funny. Your pretentious and also very original list of beers that are good continued to contribute to your hilarious and may I say it again, very unique joke

  24. @slowbie

    To be applicable to both terms, “sic” should have been placed after the second mistake covering both “you’re” and “grammer” as a phrase, or repeated after “grammer” as well.

    Actually, it should only be placed after “grammer” to be proper, as that was the quoted error. The additional “you’re” is just being snide.

  25. @O we get it. According to you, people aren’t allowed to express their opinions. not allowed to disagree with others’ comments. Calm down and have a Corona. Or a Heineken. :-)

  26. This must be what it looks like whe mental masturbation runs amok.

  27. @ O

    Thanks ! :D

  28. I’m not sure if I’m so concerned by this. There’s a few pictures of me very young playing with beer bottles (albeit empty ones). There’s also one of me after my first steps… which were taken straight to the beer bottle my father had placed on the sidewalk while he mowed the grass.

    I’m just about to complete my B.Ed and go teach the deaf and hard-of-hearing. Getting a couple of dribbles of beer and a few slightly embarrassing photos taken when I was young certainly didn’t ruin my life. As #9 pointed out, the father’s need to RiTe LiKE THiS is more likely to be dangerous than the beer bottle or pictures.

  29. Pictures of babies with beer bottles are old hat by now, but I agree with @Me that the one that still has beer in it is unwise. When my kids were that age, their instinct would have been to instantly tip that bottle up over their heads. Then, I would have to explain to everyone why my baby smelled like a brewery.

  30. Damn hillbillies think stupid shit is appropriate.

    Love the placement of the apostrophe too.

  31. People below a certain IQ level should not be allowed to procreate. Anyone see the movie “Idiocracy”?

  32. @slowbie – I know exactly what (sic) means, however both posters did not use that – idiot. Slow by name, slow by nature. It must really suck to wake up and be you.

  33. Holy. Calm down, everyone!! This is a JOKE. He’s not actually feeding his baby beer.

  34. LOLARGUINGABOUTSPELLINGANDGRAMMAR
    These pictures are lame, but not really lamebook worthy, I’ve seen a million like this.

  35. re: #28 – “Getting a couple of dribbles of beer and a few slightly embarrassing photos taken when I was young certainly didn’t ruin my life. As #9 pointed out, the father’s need to RiTe LiKE THiS is more likely to be dangerous than the beer bottle or pictures.”

    AMEN.

  36. @andygoodyear..

    Yea, I know. It is a joke I like to run to make fun of douchebags like you that feel the need to comment constantly on grammar or the difference between Britizh and US grammar.

  37. @tikitommy Love that movie…FAMILY STYLE

  38. LOL @ gross – ‘BRITIZH’

  39. Parenting fail. Bobby is a douche who should put a peg on the end of it until he can appropriately care for the results of his spooge.

  40. Heineken sucks! Drink Jupiler!

  41. and again..sigh

  42. I will never see the humor in giving a baby or child a bottle of beer, a cigarette, or anything of that nature (yes, I’ve seen a kid with a joint in a pic), even if it’s just a joke. It is just not funny.

  43. Strum yourself, oogieboogiemom, maybe you’ll be less uptight and more inclined to humor.

  44. All of you that are complaing about this picture are kidding right??? It is so obviously a joke! Pull the pole out your asses. I find it so funny when people get their panties in knot about stuff like this. I’m willing to bet that most of you don’t have kids. Relax!

  45. @elle elle

    It’s not that people believe that he really gave her beer-or at least I don’t. It’s just extremely tacky-and kinda trashy. Like the humor of a teen parent. Just bad taste, that’s all.

  46. @ elle elle: I have 2 kids. I dont find this funny. Funny hats? Funny. This not so much. Giving a baby a pickle or a lemon and taking a pic of thier reaction? Very funny. Also adorable. This is trashy.

  47. I agree. These pictures aren’t funny. Give the kid an 8-Ball or an ounce of weed. Now that would be freaking hilarious!

  48. @ Insane: You only do that to the already messed up kids. Like the one the shaky Grandma dropped, or the one who’s soft spot never closed it just got bigger. Any of the ones that may have a chance to get a career that may support your lazy ass need to handled very carefully.

  49. that is sad and so very wrong

  50. @Me: I couldn’t do that to any child! Nor any person for that matter. You spoiled my joke! No snuggie pictures for you!

  51. @ Insane: Awwww man. I guess I better go sit in the corner and think about what I did.

  52. @Me: Yes you had better do so, while I am in the other corner crying my eyes out sniff…sniff…

  53. @Insane dont you have a collection of crusty socks laying around to dry your eyes with?

  54. Btw Insane: Why not make a crusty sock and get in a better mood. :)

  55. @Me: Now that I am finished crying like the little bitch I am, no I do not have a collection of crusty socks I can dry my eyes with. Rather crusty Tissues. But it is the same thing I guess. I can make more crusty tissues I guess. I will have to look at the Nazi picture for some inspiration ;) . Care to hold my hand?

  56. I would but the last time I looked at that horror I had to steal my sons teddy bear to help me sleep. Mr.Fuzzy bottom helped keep the nazi boogies away. :)

  57. It figures. No one wearing an ‘Ecko Red’ shirt would ever be a good father.

  58. @robynnn LOL! I noticed that too. Forget about the beer bottles. The t-shirt alone proves our point.

  59. @Me: After reading that I could not expect you to resit that horror. Peace be with you and Mr. Fuzzy bottom!

  60. @ Insane: good luck man. You are a far braver soul then I.

  61. worst_episode_ever

    i know he’s not REALLY feeding her beer but i still hate people who do this for some reason

  62. worst_episode_ever

    pretending to give your baby beer is totally lame

  63. Who said anything about pretending?

  64. How fucking lame is this? not funny, you just look like an asshole and a bad parent to boot

  65. theycallmecheeze

    my dad would do this kind of thing when my siblings and i fell asleep in our high chairs, putting empty beer bottles and cans around us, sunglasses on us, empty packs of cigarettes around us, and even once made it look like one of us became an hero with a dart gun. as adults, we all still find it really funny and cute. HOWEVER, my parents didn’t show off the pictures, because they knew other people would freak over it. but if the parents are the kind of people who post this shit on facebook for everyone to see, their friends probably all know they’re crappy parents anyway.

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