I don’t believe the second one at all. Like the mom would remember how to make the “penis into the vagina” one if she was so clueless.
Also, how do you “act out mud wrestling” without … mud wrestling?
I’d put my alien in her spaceship!
Hey Steeeever, when you orgasm do you yell out STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
what makes you think steeeever is having sex? o, you mean with himself watching cinemax? yea, probably.
Ya i usually do; unless it’s with odoyle10′s mom….
Then I yell out “ODOYLE RULES!” and donkey punch her!
Somebody just got Stever’d!
LOL – I just to touch myself to Cinemax’s Friday After Dark movies… Ooohh… to be 19 again…
yeah that 2nd one is so fake it’s annoying
I was fortunate enough to have HBO growing up. Oh those great shows, Real Sex, Dream On and some random movies at 3am I would stay up to just to catch a boobie.
actually i didnt get stever’d. the joke is on him if hes banging my mom.
“i dont know what you mean” haha yeah im sure she didnt notice after THREE times of typing it that it looked like a penis
Quami. Just listen to it
Odolye, if you thought banging your mom is bad, i guess it is about time I tell you I also donkey punched your dad, grandma and sisters.
@odoyle10, why? Is she dead?
The penis story is so bogus. Whose mom says “your brother’s texts to his girlfriend”? Sorry.
Lamebook stop being so effing retarded and letting this shit get through.
The second one is so clearly fake its unreal. Why do kids seem to think their parents don’t know what sex is?!
@11 – haha those were the days, Real Sex was HBO’s gift to pubescent boys everywhere
@commentsatlarge and unexperienced, but curious preteen girls. I do believe real sex taugh me how to give a proper bj.. well that and the slumber party scene in white chicks. 8===D
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