Thursday, August 18, 2011

Wow, Mom!

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19 Comments

  1. hootie the blowfish

    I don’t believe the second one at all. Like the mom would remember how to make the “penis into the vagina” one if she was so clueless.

    Also, how do you “act out mud wrestling” without … mud wrestling?

  2. I’d put my alien in her spaceship!
    STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

  3. vaginalroundhouse

    Hey Steeeever, when you orgasm do you yell out STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?

  4. what makes you think steeeever is having sex? o, you mean with himself watching cinemax? yea, probably.

  5. Ya i usually do; unless it’s with odoyle10′s mom….
    Then I yell out “ODOYLE RULES!” and donkey punch her!

  6. Somebody just got Stever’d!

  7. LOL – I just to touch myself to Cinemax’s Friday After Dark movies… Ooohh… to be 19 again…

  8. I used*

  9. yeah that 2nd one is so fake it’s annoying

  10. vaginalroundhouse

    I was fortunate enough to have HBO growing up. Oh those great shows, Real Sex, Dream On and some random movies at 3am I would stay up to just to catch a boobie.

  11. actually i didnt get stever’d. the joke is on him if hes banging my mom.

  12. “i dont know what you mean” haha yeah im sure she didnt notice after THREE times of typing it that it looked like a penis

  13. Quami. Just listen to it

  14. Odolye, if you thought banging your mom is bad, i guess it is about time I tell you I also donkey punched your dad, grandma and sisters.
    STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRRRR!!

  15. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    @odoyle10, why? Is she dead?

  16. The penis story is so bogus. Whose mom says “your brother’s texts to his girlfriend”? Sorry.

  17. Lamebook stop being so effing retarded and letting this shit get through.

    The second one is so clearly fake its unreal. Why do kids seem to think their parents don’t know what sex is?!

  18. @11 – haha those were the days, Real Sex was HBO’s gift to pubescent boys everywhere

  19. @commentsatlarge and unexperienced, but curious preteen girls. I do believe real sex taugh me how to give a proper bj.. well that and the slumber party scene in white chicks. 8===D

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