wow, dumb on her part for not zeroing out the phone. Double loser for being a liar and a whore. Nothing wrong with liking sex, but, come on…one bf at a time, or just be single…and taking clothes or phones or anything from a guy is payment for services rendered..hence, whore
FB, Jeremy Kyle, the guy at the pub… are all legit places to spread such batshittery.. WOW… just wow… what an awesome read! Do girls like that exist in the states? Anywhere? Banging different guys within a two hour timeframe of each other and not making a living from it?
Yeah, Mr. Impeccable, they do exist. I’ve dated a couple of them.
Once, I was the guy this girl was cheating on the guy she was cheating on her boyfriend with. Infidelity-ception. Of course, I wore a condom though!
Amusing would be a tl;dr rant on facebook **about** somebody ranting on facebook about their gf/bf cheating.
Melanie ******* (dumb b*tch sl*g c*nt) is a total whore. She wrote 54 f*cking lines of t*xt about me, just because I sh*agg*d one cheerleading squad. I didn’t even have s*x with all of them, sometimes it was just c*ck in m**th. blah blah bl*h, get the jist.
This girl is from Canada. A small town in Canada of about 10,000 people. You don’t even know what she has coming, haha. Also, yes my profile picture is retarded. You aren’t man enough to rock lipstick and guyliner for a night then that’s your issue.
I was just about to propose to this guy for being a well-written revenge-bot from heaven, until I read the last line about her vagina smelling gross. That’s like the guy at the bar who hits on you and when you say No thanks, says “You’re ugly anyway”. Uh, ok.
this isn’t funny at all.. and I don’t think it should be shared so publicly. I’m sure the girl that it was written about was probably already humiliated when he posted it.. now I’m sure she has to hear about it getting onto lamebook too.. idk, I’m a big fan of lamebook but after reading this i just thought it went a little too far.. **my opinion, obviously.** but, really guys?
I think it went just far enough. People are normally so passive aggressive; it’s nice to see someone be straight up aggro and give this broad her comeuppance. I’ve met so many girls who go through life believing they’re entitled to a reward just for existing, and manipulating people is just part of the game. I say throw her in the Star Wars nerd pit or whatever.
I liked it. The star wars part didn’t gel too well but overall well done. A-. But in all seriousness, what is a mouthbreather, how is it an insult? Are we not all, in our essence mouth breathers. Unless you have a stoma.
A mouthbreather is someone who basically primary breathes through their mouth with their jaw all slack and dumb looking. I’m not butthurt that she cheated and lied. I just wanted her to know the consequences when you fuck with someone without considering the repercussions of your actions.
@Drumrage Anything relating to the lying and cheating is fair game, but intimate details of your relashe… I dunno, I wouldn’t want to date a guy if I knew he had a history of pussy bashing after the fact. That’s a rumor you can’t undo, true or not. Thankfully I’ve heard my own reputation is that my vag is better than a an ice cream sundae served by God – but that’s probably partly because I’ve never told a damn soul who had a little dick, or cum that tastes like a corpse smoothie. So in retaliation this chick might start telling folks your junk looks like the elephant man. True or not, every girl in town will be like PASS.
Wait. He complains that first she fucked him when they weren’t dating, then she proposed casual sex and he said no? What was the non-dating fuck, then? (Actually I think that Stephen is the non-dating fuck.)
It’s not a ‘sarlaac pit’. It’s the Pit of Sarlaac.
This schoolboy mistake voids all other points about fetid pussy and so on.
You deserve to experience a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested by a rotten pussy over… (dramatic pause) a thousand years.
It is totally fair, and in no way a non-sequitur, to reference the pit in this status, however, as The Pit of Sarlaac was basically a massive pussy in the desert anyway.
And while we’re on the subject, Drumrage, stop being a massive pussy, put on your best makeup and go get another girlfriend. You’ll feel better, m’boy. And maybe one day you’ll laugh about it all with this girl and have a couple of throwaway fucks for old times sake.
“Shit, you fucked me before we even dated.” LOL, is that part supposed to be a burn too? Because, the dude fucked her right back obviously. Aside from the other stuff, if that bit was slutty on her part, he’s a pointing at himself as a whore too. And the part about being glad he passed on casual sex and “avoided rotting dick” is laughable as well, as if relationship sex protects you from disease. You still fucked her, so if you are going to get rotting dick, you already got it.
Chelcie, seriously, you’re offended that the whore was exposed? It is my opinion that (considering the slut wasn’t even NAMED in this rant) it didn’t go far enough. All of the guys were named, after all; first and last names. If it had been me, I would have tagged the tramp so that her Nana Pearl could read all about it too. But I’m a bitch when it comes to infidelity.
MissJay, I too have a bit of a crush on you now….if only I batted for Team Vag. Enjoy your ice cream sundae.
this dudes a moron. you’re mad, cause you fell in love a slut. wow, you really showed her, omg your lamebook famous now man. have fun in your buttfuck town, that’s all you’ll ever meet there, is a girl, who’s probably fucked 5 of your friends.