Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Wonderful One-Liners

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  1. hootie the blowfish

    Tristan’s is pretty funny. Is that a male or female name? Sounds femalish, but I’ve never heard it before.

  2. hootie the blowfish

    I see now that it is a male name, thanks to Google.

  3. Rim Job meet CoCo, Coco meet Rim Job, my work here is done and the world is a better place.

    Other than that, bollocks (big, hairy and sweaty).

  4. Whorey fucking slutbags normally refer to their cash gash as ‘Kevin’ if my memory serves me correctly… Although that might just have been mums name for it.

  5. I think David means: “I’ve had it with these monkey-fighting lions on this Monday to Friday plain!”

  6. I said the same thing as David when I first saw the ad on TV for African Cats. “Great minds think alike” or “Idiots seldom differ”?

  7. ‘Wonderful’ is a very presumptuous word for those posts.

  8. thickasawhaleommlette

    ‘wonderful’ as a description of this collection of bile is frankly incorrect and in breach of trade description law…. What is ‘African Cats’?

  9. Ceci n'est pas un nom


  10. CommentsAtLarge

    lametothemin – Best. TV Edit. Ever.

  11. ifitwerentformyhorse

    Tristan’s so right it’s almost not even funny.

  12. ‘Guys are like parking spaces…’ etc jokes are always SO bad. Why can’t girls realise that we will always have a better comeback.

  13. “Rim Job”

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