i hate to be all empirical about this, but as i see it there are three positions- on top, doggy, and normal – all of which require a horizontal plane… i’m confused… unless it’s one of those huge fancy walk-in shower closet things, then you could do it on the floor i suppose, because there’s quite a lot of floor space…
Jeeeesus alordy, don’t you make me into a Wallace today. Three positions? I’m hopping on a plane right now to come and teach you the other 50,000.
Not a fan of ze shower-lovin’ though. My attention span is bad enough as it is, without combining it with my affinity for gravity. Bruising your coccyx in the bathtub during a moment of passion is not the greatest turn-on, lemme tell ya’. And then you spend all your time focusing on making sure it never happens again. So no hot, hot shower-sex for me.
THANK YOU KATE.
It’s SO fucking lame when people are just saying stuff that’s so clearly just an innuendo and doesn’t fucking work with purses. Not that it’s good when they do it right, it’s still fucking nonsensical.
Is this the second post in a day with the punchline ‘rape victims are the exception’?
Aaand… hey! Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you like Justin Bieber? No? Oh, that’s an awful shame. Are you so obsessed with your dislike of a singer who’s target audience CLEARLY isn’t you that you have to spend half your boring fucking life prattling on about how shit you think he is?
Yes Hobo, we have finally seen an example of a woman on facebook who is not a fücking idiot.
I suspect there are more, but then this is ‘lamebook’ not ‘smartbook.’ And the purse meme is about as lame as it gets. A fact which I believe we have now established something like three dozen times.
1. I like Gaga and Ke$ha..auto-tuned or not. Bieber can be assassinated, though.
3.And so, on the 3rd day, God made cheese…
4. Katie, what the fuck do you mean? Seriously..I mean…I DO carry a purse and like to- but no cigar for humor. Can someone explain? Please forgive my fail and ignorance. This is the first time I’ve encountered a joke with a purse that’s meant to have an innuendo.
I have heard more people talk about Justin Bieber who “hate” him, than I have heard people who love him talk about him. There’s like 50,000 groups of Justin haters, and 10 groups of Justin loves. Come on now…You aren’t cool for being one of the millions who are Justin bashing.
Also, I hate to admit this, but I know Grilled Chesus is from Glee. I really, really, REALLY hope that it doesn’t become a thing.
I’m not a big fan of the standing screw. Also, I’ve never had sex in the shower… or in the bath… or in the pool… or in the ocean… or in any body of water, for that matter. For mine, water is a hindrance, not a help. Boring? Oh well.
That doesn’t make you boring, it just makes you a non-aquatic fornicator. While no one gets between your sea legs, I’m sure they don’t care once you make their bed rock. Besides, there are all sorts of things swimming in ocean water that I don’t want joining in on the fun.
@word, I can see where you come from with the hindrance. Me, I’ve never had sex in the shower, but in the pool…the water rushing into orifices adds to the pleasure. Except if it’s too cold and Soup’s gusher goes limp. I shudder to think of sex in rapids or a flood…all that fast powerful water.
Oh jeez..I just googled purse meme, and one link says “Tell Facebook where you like your purse.
I guess I didn’t understand it before, and, I posted “I like it up against the wall” and heard crickets. I feel so silly.
I’m just going to go ahead and post this for everyone as confused as I was about Katie.
After some pondering.. I’ve come to the conclusion that there is an annoying Breast Cancer Awareness thing going around again, but this time instead of the color of your bra it has something to do with where you like to put your purse.
Katie doesn’t have a purse. She’s a sleaze, not a tease.