that has to be the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. If someone said “ice you” to me, I’d say “fuck you” turn around three times and then smash the smirnoff bottle on his head. Smirnoff Ice tastes like donkey piss anyway (yes I used to drink it by the gallon and got sick of it. don’t hate). That’s a lame attempt at Smirnoff Ice trying to start a trend. Just like Dr Scholls’s “gellin’” bullshit
Iced is when somebody comes up to you and says “You’ve been iced Bro!” Then they hand you a Smirnoff Ice and you are supposed to slam it on the spot. It can be at work, the mall, picking your child up from daycare…I forget the consequences if you don’t but I am pretty sure it has something to do with being a douche for even following through with it. I seen it happen once to a friend of mine. He grabs the beverage, shakes it, and proceeds to spray it all over the icer.
ok. i’m going to lose favour instantly by telling you that it was a girl. we were at university and she was stealing everyone’s food. she was also fat, spiteful, annoying, and a general bane to everyone’s existence.
her favourite food to rob was houmous (hummus?). my friend ben was very fond of houmous, but no sooner did he buy it than it disappeared. we knew it was this girl, let’s call her jizzabelle (although she temeritously tried to blame the thieving on the other girl in our flat – a shy, demur girl from hong kong).
anyway, to give her her comeuppance (geddit?) one day ben bought some houmous, i did my do in it, then we put it in the fridge with a big, very clear sticker on it marked ‘ben’s houmous – do not eat unless you are ben.’ and it was gone the next day.
Does Jonathan’s comment make sense to anyone? None of the definitions on Urban Dictionary really shine a light onto what’s going on there. Although, if we have to look up (what is supposed to be) the joke in Urban Dictionary in order to understand it, it’s probably not a very good joke to begin with. Lamebook fail.
And to think I could done something dirty to food instead of playing garbage Jenga and reverse Operation on passed out people’s orifices. I’ll keep the defacing of food in the back of my mind on my next drunken night of shenanigans.
I, too, thought alord’s story was going to be far worse. But I enjoyed it. I’m all for that form vigilantism. Did anyone tell her, though? I’m interested in her reaction to your action, and all.
i dont get number three
& how his touche gee gee the right response to getting ‘iced’? at one point did he say, ‘gee gee,you dont know how to party like a 16 year old girl at all.’ so she ‘iced’ him proving she CAN …touche gee gee, touche…
“she was also fat, spiteful, annoying, and a general bane to everyone’s existence”
Can a moderator please remove this post? Or at least this line?
So its OK to spread your seed into someones food, as long as they are fat? Maybe she had a medical condition?
That is a NASTY story, and exactly why I don’t eat other peoples food, or complain at a restaurant until AFTER I have eaten my meal! Too many horror stories, and I don’t want to find out that I’m allergic to semen after sampling the Lord’s Secret Sauce!
Iddjit, did you actually read the rest of the post? They didn’t do it because she complained, and they didn’t do it to her food or food they had offered to her, and in fact, had she heeded the note, she wouldn’t have eaten it at all. Fair play that her being fat probably has very little to do with anything (although you could argue she’s that way because she steals everyone’s food or vice versa), but she clearly got what was cumming to her.
I am intrigued into how said spaff was delived into the humous. Are we talking point and aim because that’s some damned fine control you have sir or was it deposited into a receptacle and administered later with more emphasis on placement?
I don’t think iddjit’s a troll, they’re a cool regular poster on here. I think they just missed the point. Like everybody else said, it’s not because she’s fat, it’s because she was taking everyone else’s food and blaming it on other people. They even put a label saying nobody else should eat this on the spunk-hummus, and she took it anyway.
Okay, it’s kinda a disgusting revenge, but it’s funny :p Fitting punishment, too.
alordslums, did you tell her what she’d eaten after the fact? I would have had Ben just put up a sign addressed to “Person who stole my hummus” and explaining. Better yet, with a picture of the premixed hummus (with the haploid gene sample) on it!
Dealing with persistent thieves can lead to desperate measures. One time I was barely talked out of making a cake with Ex-Lax icing and leaving it in our work refrigerator.