Thursday, September 10, 2009

Wish You the Best Mate

Wish You the Best Mate

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  1. I take it this is a chap? God, the gays love putting it about.

  2. At least we know the bf’s best friend what a lousy lay.

  3. Jesika: yep, it’s only the gays too. Straight people never do anything like this. Ever.

  4. His b/f’s best mate might be a girl… this could be a double-whammy of a story!

  5. *was

  6. I remember Uncle Harold (or Harry as we called him–for more reasons than just a shortened version) used to block his face out of the pictures too. He would usually be topless and/or pant-less, with me and my cousin laying on the couch playing our favourite game: Spelunking Master.
    Any time he got in the picture, he would cover his face. Whenver we asked why he said not to worry about it and just keep spelunking. Now that I’m AllGrownUp I realize it was for legal reasons. He had a right to his privacy, and he had a right to take pictures as it was on public property (Uncle Hank was the Mayor at the time).

    Anyways, I bet Jae and Harry should get together and play a game of Spelunking Master. Harry likes to eat corn and play the next day; he said if you found a corn it was 30 points, which was quite worth it when the game goes up to 500. It lasts for hours. X

  7. A such a great cliche’ and fallacy. One of my favorites. If you have any sense of self-respect and respect for others, it’s COMPLETELY possible to realize how much you value something before you lose it. What a load of shit.

  8. Is anyone else bored with AnonisGay’s continuous reference to child abuse?

  9. i want to rape anonisgay :\

  10. The question is, why would you put this status message up on Facebook!?

  11. Yeah definitely getting sick the child abuse references. Gotta say this guy is fairly typical of you ‘remorseful cheater’ and should be summarily removed from the gene pool.

  12. I don’t know why you guys are being so heartless. It’s not child abuse; me and my cousin were adults at the time (25 and 23 respectively)
    I’m just trying to talk about it as the doctor said it would help cure the depression that lingers.

  13. Sexface:

    Yes.

  14. “why would you put this status message up on Facebook!?”

    Because the gays are such total drama queens and simply MUST let everyone know where they’ve been sticking their dirty dicks*.

    *This is a gross over-generalisation, intended to (mildly) offend.

  15. It’s true that there is a slightly higher tendancy towards promiscuity within the gay community, at least where i come from anyway. But with gays it’s a bit like mixing the libido and aggression of a male with the emotionality of a female.

  16. LOL gays

  17. Queen Elizabeth II

    I say!

  18. You know parents are the same
    No matter time nor place
    They don’t understand that us kids
    Are going to make some mistakes
    So to you, all the kids all across the land
    There’s no need to argue
    Parents just don’t understand

    I remember one year
    My mom took me school shopping
    It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pop, and my little sister
    All hopped in the car
    We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall
    My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose
    I didn’t say nothing at first
    I just turned up my nose
    She said, “What’s wrong? This shirt cost $20″
    I said, “Mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar!”
    The next half hour was the same old thing
    My mother buying me clothes from 1963
    And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate
    I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips!
    I said, “Mom, what are you doing, you’re ruining my rep”
    She said, “You’re only sixteen, you don’t have a rep yet”
    I said, “Mom, let’s put these clothes back, please”
    She said “No, you go to school to learn not for a fashion show”
    I said, “This isn’t Sha Na Na, come on Mom, I’m not Bowzer
    Mom, please put back the bell-bottom Brady Bunch trousers
    But if you don’t want to I can live with that, but
    You gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks”
    She wasn’t moved – everything stayed the same
    Inevitably the first day of school came
    I thought I could get over, I tried to play sick
    But my mom said, “No, no way, uh-uh, forget it”
    There was nothing I could do, I tried to relax
    I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts
    And when I walked into school, it was just as I thought
    The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought
    And those who weren’t laughing still had a ball
    Because they were pointing and whispering
    As I walked down the hall
    I got home and told my Mom how my day went
    She said, “If they were laughing you don’t need them,
    “Cuz they’re not good friends”
    For the next six hours I tried to explain to my Mom
    That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times

    So to you all the kids all across the land
    There’s no need to argue
    Parents just don’t understand
    Oh-kay, here’s the situation
    My parents went away on a week’s vacation and
    They left the keys to the brand new Porsche
    Would they mind?
    Umm, well, of course not
    I’ll just take it for a little spin
    And maybe show it off to a couple of friends
    I’ll just cruise it around the neighborhood
    Well, maybe I shouldn’t
    Yeah, of course I should
    Pay attention, here’s the thick of the plot
    I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
    That’s when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking
    I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking
    You should’ve seen this girl’s bodily dimensions
    I honked my horn just to get her attention
    She said, “Was that for me?”
    I said, “Yeah”
    She said, “Why?”
    I said, “Come on and take a ride with a hell of a guy”
    She said, “How do I know you’re not sick?
    You could be some derranged lunatic”
    I said, “C’mon toots – my name is the Prince -
    Beside, would a lunatic have a Porsche like this?”
    She agreed and we were on our way
    She was looking very good and so was I, I must say – word
    We hit McDonald’s, pulled into the drive
    We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes
    She kicked her shoes off onto the floor
    She said, “Drive fast, speed turns me on”
    She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
    We almost got whiplash, I took off so fast
    The sun roof was open , the music was high
    And this girl’s hand was steadily moving up my thigh
    She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
    I guess that’s why I didn’t notice that police car
    We’re doing ninety in my Mom’s new Porsche
    And to make this long story short (short)
    When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell
    I said, “I don’t have a license but I drive very well, officer”
    I almost had a heart attack that day
    Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway
    I was arrested, the car was impounded
    There was no way for me to avoid being grounded
    My parents had to come off from vacation to get me
    I’d rather be in jail than to have my father hit me
    My parents walked in
    I got my grip, I said, “Ah, Mom, Dad, how was your trip?”
    They didn’t speak
    I said, “I want to plead my case”
    But my father just shoved me in the car by my face
    That was a hard ride home, I don’t know how I survived it
    They took turns -
    One would beat me while the other one was driving
    I can’t believe it, I just made a mistake
    Well parents are the same no matter time nor place
    So to you all the kids all across the land
    Take it from me
    Parents just don’t understand

  19. FFS!! AnonisGay’s diatribes are enough, surely?

  20. @ AnonisGay – you played Spelunking Master, too?

  21. can you spare a fag, mate?

  22. What isn’t shown is the bottom half of Jae’s picture, revealing him to be disabled, and cripples, like the gayers, are shameless harlot’s.

  23. Yeah, AnonisGay is getting annoying. It wasn’t funny the first time; it definitely isn’t the tenth.

  24. noooooo wrong usage of ‘ I shall take my life in shame.

  25. It’s not that the gays are more promiscuous, it’s the availability… imagine if all chicks were as up and ready for sex as guys are. But yeah, this is just your typical cheater “remorse” status. Gotta draw attention to the fact you’re remorseful. Maybe they’ll take you back if you repent enough. Lame indeed.

  26. What’s with the gargantuan piece of verse, and why is it here?

  27. What is it with gay guys having profile pictures of them barechested on Facebook?

  28. If this guy is wanting his boyfriend back I wouldn’t have thought that publicly drawing attention to the fact that the boyfriend is a cuckold would be the way to go about it.

  29. @ Ren – I prefer barechested to baredicked…

  30. And here I was thinking that homophobia was only alive and well on Yahoo! Answers. Nope, it’s here in all its rampant, intolerant glory… let’s hear it for the homophobes, everybody!

  31. @STC – He’s almost baredicked on the full profile pic.
    That’s all kind of nasty …

  32. Thanks A Lizard – I’ve just vomited in my mouth…

  33. Besides all the gay stuff, I think it might be a good idea to fuck your gfs friends to find out if you really love her!

  34. Here’s to homophobia being alive and well everywhere! Damn fags.

  35. I have a fear of homophobic people… they are taking over the world and should be taken out of the gene pool more than this dooshbag.

    What’s the fear of homophobic people called?

  36. @sexface : very much so.

    but i’ve learnt to jump over the comments depending on the poster and go to the next one straight away.

    especially when they are loooooooooooooooooooooong.

  37. Homophobobbit?

  38. @Anonisgay is boring.

    Also, I’m not sure if I love my girlfriend. Should I fuck her best friend just to be sure?

  39. I’m not homophobic. I actually genuinely love the gays.

  40. And i can feel it, comin in the air tonight

    oh lord.

    And ive been waiting for this moment, for all my life.

    oh lord.

    Can you feel it, comin in the air tonight?

    oh lord.

  41. Gettin’ faggy with it.

  42. funny comments..
    altho “jae”
    is not a cripple.. i believe he is a multi nominated porn actor of the year and is also very big on the london club scene….
    he is still with the bf never actually split up… an its not jus gays that put it around… im pretty sure “swingers parties” are mainly strait….. lol

    will send this link to jae…. see wat he thinks lol

  43. ew

  44. @ArabDatingOnline: As somebody who personally knows Jae (real name Jamie) I can vouch for his love of teh cock.

  45. I know why, the best mate fuck buddy was like….your bf taught me that…and he just realized what he’s been missing

  46. This is cause for pause, so PAUSE, NH, New Hampshire, North Hampton, NO HOMO Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  47. Is ryan for real? I’d love it if he was. Like, seriously love it. I think I love Jae.

  48. What is the definition of the fear of the homophobe?

    imbecile

  49. Yeah, you may have just realised how much you love your boyfriend after shagging the fuck out of his best mate, but unfortunately, via the same process, he has realised how much of an easy cheating man-whore you are.
    Not a mutually satisfactory endeavor then?

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