If that’s half a roll, that’s some cheap ass toilet paper. You’ll be lucky do anything with other than have it disintegrate in your hands and then well let’s just you’ll be washing your hands for weeks afterwards.
I really don’t get how this happens to any one. How are you wiping your ass? Are you just shoving a wad of toilet paper up there hoping it sucks it up like a sponge? I honestly don’t see what series of events could lead to a tp tail hanging out of your ass.