The lights in my old office’s restrooms were motion sensors; I too have rescued someone from pooping in the dark. Unlike Tony’s random encounter though, this was a co-worker so I harassed him something fierce about being in there so long.
Also, Evan didn’t beat up Chuck Norris, Chuck let him think he won. The impending roundhouse kick will be that much more of a surprise now. Chuck takes “lying in wait” to a new level.