Wednesday, March 31, 2010

WINSday! (part 2)

previous post: You Have Now Reached Terminal Idiocy



  1. What could possibly be happening in Kristen’s comment?

  2. Christina.Willemina

    Sam- 24 win.

  3. Can someone decipher Kristen’s cryptic ramble, please? Which job gives you an option of going to a jail or protect one from going to a jail? And what does living in Connecticut got do do with it?!

  4. @coolbreeze female pimping?

    Also, Sam wins.

  5. sam could of been a win, but i stopped reading after i realized thats a large block of text and it was boring me

  6. Yeah, definitely didn’t read Sam’s supposed “win.” But I thought them ganging up on Kristen was enjoyable.

  7. Wow, never thought I’d see the day when my blog was funnier than Lamebook.

  8. Fucking hell, Sam… why? :S

    Also, I’m more interested in what Kristen is talking about than anything else.

  9. Sam’s is weak. Monte wins.

  10. hey daniel… isn’t. surprise!

  11. yeah monte definitely wins. sam did pretty well too though.

  12. ThinkingInPictures

    Honestly, I’m amused that they blurred the last name of the ficticious David in Sam’s little story. Gotta protect the anonymity of those fake people!

  13. Sam’s reply would have been awesome..if it wasn’t ripped off.

    Kristen I’m pretty sure is describing the description of being a best friend.
    Protect them from going to jail or going to jail with them.
    As that saying goes “A Friend Is Someone Who Will Bail You out of Jail, but Your Best Friend Is the One Sitting next to you Saying ‘That Was Fucking Awesome!’”

    As for CT, no idea wtf that means.

  14. I love Sam. I want him to set me up on a little operation masquerading as some important undercover agent!

  15. Sam is GOOD.

  16. I may be wrong, but i think Kristin’s talking about that “Friendship” facebook thing that goes around about how true friends won’t bail you out of jail because true friends will be sitting beside you in jail. I dunno, and if I were John I would stand at the corner of Limestone and Church St. at 11:45 just in case…..

  17. They only blurred out the fictitious name once. Strange.

  18. oops, kritzo beat me to it

  19. but i think CT supposed to mean Connecticut, like they aren’t together so they can’t go to jail together.

  20. Liked Amy’s reply.

    Also, while I immensely enjoyed Sam’s, it worries me how well thought out and detailed it was. How long did that take??


  21. @Elle Bee- I wondered the same thing, it was funny though. I love sarcastic people.

  22. sams shit was tldr

  23. Actually, Monte is an idiot. The Catholic Church does not use grape juice. Wine must be used in Mass.

  24. good thing the commenters of lamebook know what sarcasm is and dont mistake some guy going over the top in a lame attempt to be funny as sarcastic

    btw amy had the win

  25. In my world CT is Computed Tomography.
    Not sure that works in this silly bitch’s ramble.

    And Sam, you started strongly, I was hopeful… then you turned into Mark from yesterday’s post… another mind numbing bore fest.

  26. @EldestPort I am sure he knew it was wine and not grape. He still made it sound funny… funny because it´s true :P .

  27. ThinkingInPictures

    What’s wine other than fermented grape juice, EldestPort?

    Either way, it’s a joke, not a slur to Catholics, not a commentary on the celebration of mass, and certainly not meant to be taken quite as seriously as you seem to be taking it.

  28. @EldestPort

    I’ve been to many Catholic masses that had wine AND grape juice. The choice was given to each person accepting communion, in case some people didn’t want wine.

    How about you don’t call people idiots because your particular church did things a certain way? Catholicism is a pretty general term that encompasses many particular faiths.

    Apparently none of them teach tolerance though, as you have none.

  29. There was one exactly like Sam’s that was posted not too long ago here. Different instructions, but the same idea.

  30. @mcowles Catholicism and tolerance?? Preposterous!!! :P

  31. I’m a Catholic, a very, very lapsed one. That should come as no surprise.

    I never drank the wine at church at communion time, not because I didn’t like wine, hey, I love it, but because I didn’t want to swap spit with the congregation.

    Not very many hot guys hung out at my parish.

  32. monte wins. oh and amy.

  33. Sam is a genius!

  34. Glad to see that monte gets so many votes…..and gets defended but one of the “kings of comment”, namely mcowles.

    He gets MY vote as its almost time to celebrate The Last Supper.

  35. This is why we need a DISLIKE button on FB. People who write a novel’s worth of comments in an effort to be “clever” are lame.

  36. Elizabeth Bathory

    I don’t care if it’s ripped off, I love you Sam.

  37. I laughed harder at Josh’s comment in the last one than Sam’s. Reminded me of office space
    “Lawrence, what would you do with a million dollars?”
    “I tell you what I’d do man…2 chicks at the same time”
    “That’s it?…That’s all you’d do, 2 chicks at the same time?”
    “damn straight”

  38. Sam wins, that kid has one hell of an imagination.

  39. I think Kirsten, surprising to all, may be a lawyer, and CT stands for Contempt. No doubt found her degree in a cereal box, but nevertheless.

  40. Sam is brilliant.
    And makes me wanna play the crimson room again.

  41. All of these were boring except for the last one… Sam wins the internet.

  42. Mcowles you are wrong about attending a Catholic mass that served grape juice. Wine is always the only option. The only place you’ll find grape juice at a Catholic church is in the basement during a pancake breakfast. Perhaps you were at a Presbyterian or Methodist church.

  43. @EldestPort

    Wine is fermented grape juice. You’re the idiot.

  44. lol

  45. Again, same as Mark’s post yesterday, I feel ripped off. Agreed with others who have said it, trying way too hard to be funny is a complete turn-off and it’s annoying.


  47. Another one of Kristens’ updates: “Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?”

  48. And this would be the correct answer; “You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.”

  49. Sam that probably would of been funny if there was a punch line in there somewhere. There is two minutes of my life lost forever.

  50. Registered to say this. Laughed at Blackmystix. …where credit is due. Too little appreciation.

  51. lol that is too funny.

    -Gods investment in you (His son!) was SO great, he could never abandon you!-

  52. ^I want my money back.

  53. ^ win!

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