As far as which one is ‘Eunice’, who knows… gay men will give a female name to practically anything. It could even be the lamp.
Re: Luke, I’, with Vox on that one. Otherwise Luke is probably a major loser or maybe a Mormon (what kind of night is it if you don’t even sin and have one of those fatty and unhealthy cookie things?).
Also, @elixabeth: Regarding your signature (which I assume you manually paste into each post): If God is basing his commitment to his investments on how much they cost him, he really needs to take an economics course and learn about sunk costs and why you shouldn’t throw good money after bad.
Searched Eleanie on fb figuring it couldn’t be too hard to find her based on the name + the purple thing in the profile pic. No purple thing but I think she’s the one with the profile pic of ten people dressed up as Oompa Loompas.