Monday, April 19, 2010

Wins to Start the Week

previous post: Have a FANtastic Weekend!

RELATED POSTS:


57 Comments

  1. How come Jesus gets to fly?? Doesn’t he know there’s volcanic ash in the air??

  2. A giggle escaped! The titanic and the myspace one actually made me lol!

  3. Actually these were all pretty funny, except the first one, that was meh.

  4. A couple of good laughs here for once.

  5. The second one actually made me lol! Actually finding all of these to be witty!

    @Jackulahaha: So true!!

  6. Pretty clever. I like Titanic jokes. They make me think about a few years down the road when the “Twin Tower” jokes will start.

  7. first commment ever…and i see a add of a girl taking a pee

  8. Most of these were mildly amusing, except the first and last :)

  9. First one was ok, two and three I liked! Definately Anna FTW. I don’t really get the last one. There’s always one I don’t seem to get. =/

    <3

  10. I think there’s a big difference between Titanic jokes and twin tower jokes. One was an accident that happened almost 100 years ago, and the other was a recent terrorist attack. I’m sure there’s plenty of other material for jokes…

  11. The titanic one is from TFLN.

  12. @ XS it really gets my panties in a wad when people steal shit for their Facebook status…grrrr!

    and I agree with most number one was dumb the middle was amusing and the last one stunk.

    happy Monday my fellow lamebookers..we have a whole week ahead of us…yay!!!

  13. I actually thought the Titanic one was too clever to be original. Still made me smile though. <3

  14. @chicky_monkey…I don’t think the twin towers will ever be fodder for jokes but with that said if someone does make a TT joke I’m sure we’ll read it here first :-|

  15. I don’t really mind when I just see something like that on my friends status, I’m all for spreading the humour around. I hate seeing it on Lamebook or something like that though. If you’re just showing something you found on the internet that’s funny to your friends that’s one thing. I just don’t like seeing the same thing get regurgitated by humour site after humour site.

  16. I second the “Why does Jesus get to fly?” thing. Eyjafjallajokull ruined my goddamned holiday.

  17. the titanic one actually had me smile. that’s rare on a monday.

  18. @Elle Bee: It had to be original at some point.
    @chicky_monkey: Trust me, they were not making Titanic jokes back in the day and in a few years Twin Tower jokes will begin. In Fact, they already have.

  19. Elizabeth Bathory

    Is Lamebook trading quantity for quality at last?
    The titanic and the facebook/myscape ones were actually funny.

  20. I LOVE Lamebook!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. that titanic one is totally from highideas.com… so apparently anna is a big ol pothead.

  22. wow… actual wins… well, except andrew… i mean haha, someone has the same name as someone else, haha

  23. #12,

    Agree on the stolen status thing. A lot of people seem to be using that Status Shuffle application now so they can always have a funny/witty comment to post. Only, it’s not their funny/witty comment…

  24. Lex’s face is swallowing.

    That’s… terrible.

    The Twin Towers thing is interesting to me. I mean obviously, it’s horrible to joke about something like that, but how long do you guys think it will be before it reaches the position of jokes about the Titanic etc? Where people joke about the disaster and it doesn’t seem to be offensive.

  25. Not that I’m eagerly anticipating making jokes about it or anything. Just a point somebody else raised…

  26. @BritishHobo, I hope it’s a very long time before people think 9/11 is funny. But people are always going to make jokes about things, offensive of not.

    I really, really need to get back to writing my dissertation but procrastination is my religion. =/

    <3

  27. I am sure other countries joke about the twin towers, just hopefully not people in the US.

  28. The second and third were soo good. Its been so long since I’ve laughed at something on lamebook that it was a refreshing change. (still laughing at the titanic is syncing)

  29. Seriously? Of course people are making jokes about 9/11. That doesn’t mean they think it was funny.

  30. humor is a way that difficult emotions can be processed… humor centers on the absurd and things we dont quite understand… is it not surprising then that things like tradgities, aging and marriage are often joked about… humor helps people process things we dont always understand

    It can go to far sometimes, but thats usually the case with most things

    Q: What’s the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
    A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

    It’s a bird!”
    “It’s a plane!”
    “It’s…. Oh shit, it IS a plane!”

  31. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    lol @ “‘It’s…. Oh shit, it IS a plane!’”

    It’s gotten to the point where if I see a witty status on lamebook, I assume it was stolen from TFLN or FML or something

  32. I agree with slim on #30. But I don’t think it will be a big thing. You don’t hear any Pearl Harbor jokes. At least I haven’t anyway.

    The myspace reference was a pretty good one though.

  33. it makes me angrrrryyyy when jokes r reuseeed

    Wow, maybe you guys need a break from the computer.

  34. I sorta understand the whole reusing jokes thing, but not everybody checks all the other humor sites as well. So I am glad lamebook posted said joke, because I’ve never seen them before. For the most part, I just hate it when the same site reuses an old joke or someone steals a joke and pretends it’s their own. Sources are good for spreading traffic incase someone wants to look at the same website you had and enjoy in the same mirth.

  35. Well said nuff.

  36. @HeSaidWhat
    I was just thinking that. You really don’t see any Pearl Harbor jokes, so I don’t see any 9/11 jokes coming for a while.

  37. Why are American Airlines the best? Because they fly you straight to your office.
    I heard that one about two days after 9/11…

  38. I’m new to this site but I just wanted to point out that I think the major difference between the titanic and the twin towers and the reason the titanic is joked about so much more most probably has something to do with the badly acted movie that was somehow hailed as the greatest movie of all time. Get leonardo dicaprio to wave his greaseflap hair all over a twin towers movie and you’d probably find a lot more people would joke about it.

    Also the fact that there are still people affected by what happened with the twin towers whereas with the titanic most people that were affected by it are no longer around to take offense to the jokes.

  39. I love how people think nobody will ever think 9/11 will be funny. I don’t know where you guys live (the states I assume) but I’ve heard lots of jokes about it. It is pretty funny when you think about it.

  40. lol

    But Anna fails for stealing a joke from a fan page.

  41. @ padme: That’s exactly what uoykcuf was saying. You don’t hear about it in the states cause there were a lot of people that were affected by it, A LOT. It doesn’t surprise me that I am hearing a few on here because this is a bigger out reach than what you get in everyday life.

  42. I love Titanic references. You can use them so often.

    I have a feeling that something in my life is about to sink faster than the Titanic.

    The ship has been cruising just dandy, but I’m sensing an iceberg dead ahead.

  43. You just need somebody to get your waters warmer.

  44. have to agree with everyone else. Anna and Nichole are the only funnies.
    As for Twin Tower jokes, meh, I’m sure they are all over the place. How long did it take to make jokes about the earthquake in Haiti? Six minutes?

  45. http://www.ooze.com/articles/9-11-jokes.html

  46. YOU’VE USED THE TITANIC ONE BEFORE
    CHECK YOUR SHIT LAMEBOOK

  47. ignore my previous comment, it was on TFLN.

  48. HI GUYS THIS IS FLAXV AGAIN ONLY I CHANGED MY USERNAME. I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM RETARDED. ALSO, I HAVE NO POOL. BYE.

  49. wow thanks for calling me out ):

  50. I’m proud to share the same name as that anna. *sniffle*

  51. I must be missing something because I don’t see one win in there.

    Thank you, flaxv! I could have sworn I read that one on here already. Makes this Monday entry doubly-lame.

  52. MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    lol

  53. I am so fucking sick of hearing about teen moms. CONTROL YOURSELF, take the pill (much cheaper than a baby) and/or wear a fucking condom! There is no excuse!

  54. Lex’s one is a bit of a let-down, frankly. The first 2 were quite funny.

  55. lol, I need myspace..
    -Gods investment in you (His son!) was SO great, he could never abandon you!-

  56. Elixabeth, cut it out. You’re annoying.

  57. .

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.