If Scott would’ve stopped after “my penis does that”, then he’d be the winner here. As it stands, it’s mediocre.
When you start your humping… and approach your cum dumping
Don’t be all crazy, just cuz you’re lazy
Pull out of that hole, to avoid creating another soul
That you’ll regret forever, ties you can’t sever.
She’ll be pregnant and fat, no one wants that.
If it DOES happen, it’s not over cap’n! (crunch)
You don’t want 12 babies like some sort of hick, just wait till she sleeps and punch her stomach.
Or if you don’t care, there’s always the stairs.
My motto’s always been “If you do bang her, remember the coat hanger.”
Or you could be smart… from the very start
and you could think ahead far and aim for her brown star.
That’s right… don’t be a tool, just cum in her stool!
I mean if you don’t want a baby…uh…avoid her labia!
mcowles- my fiance and i actually joke about this. he’ll pretend to punch me in the stomach and then say “abort!” or i’ll be at the top of the stairs and he acts like he’s going to push me and says “abort!”. we both laugh. one of these days, we’re going to accidently do this in public and probably get a lot of stares and offend hella people. we’re weird.
“mcowles- my fiance and i actually joke about this. he’ll pretend to punch me in the stomach and then say “abort!” or i’ll be at the top of the stairs and he acts like he’s going to push me and says “abort!”. we both laugh. one of these days, we’re going to accidently do this in public and probably get a lot of stares and offend hella people. we’re weird.”
lame lamebook postings these days followed by jokes of abortion and spouce abuse… funny, funny stuff
james – not funny
scott – trying way to Hard
michael – actually funny
kathy – just came out all lame, not funny
fraser – just stupid
andrew – ftw
brandon and co – yippie, you learned to rhyme sexual terms… congrats, you have passed 2nd grade
nathaniel – eh, more of an ass than funny
*Girls giggling in a locker room*
Girl 1: Oh yeah? My man is so strong, he could bench press me over his head!
Girl 2: Oh yeah?? MY man is so strong, he once beat up 3 guys in a bar fight!
Girl 3: That’s nothing! MY man is so strong, he could easily abort my fetus with just one fist to my stomach!
I could never hate you mccowles… just think you are lame lol… make that bitch cry and nut in her eye
and speaking of teabags… this older african guy in the office had a toothache and an older indian guy told him to use a teabag in between his teeth and they were debating and joking about how the teabag goes in and if you should hang the string out… so hard to not bust out laughing
@ mcowles, thanks for defining tossed salad above… although my interpretation was also lewd – at least in British English. To toss (off) means to jack off, so I thought maybe Michael had tossed off into Matthew’s salad…