Monday, March 22, 2010

Wins to Start the Week

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  1. lol

  2. Okay the guy on the third one didn’t come up with that himself, I’ve seen it before.

  3. “In Heaven there is no beer;
    That’s why we’re drinkin it here.
    And when we’re gone from here
    Our friends will be drinkin’ all the beer.”

  4. @Jukaswo — r u a hasher?

  5. poor abdul. it doesn’t help when he is finally spotted running to the gate and wildly waving his arms.

  6. Who is Abdul?!

  7. ThinkingInPictures

    Ha! Jukaswo, nice! Everyone at my University knew that song. The band always played it during their post-game celebrations.

  8. @#2 Anna – the steamy quote is from the Oatmeal’s “Facebook Suck” strip http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck

  9. ThinkingInPictures

    I actually was signing in to post it myself till I saw that you beat me to it.

  10. Australia always wins! Except at most things.

  11. This is why I’m moving to Australia :D

  12. DivineMonkeyTrigger

    #1 – If the 2 Michaels are competing, it sounds like the American version isn’t exactly putting up much of a fight…

    #2 If your idea of heaven is beerless, then fuck your straight edge heaven you uninspired dickwart.

    #3 Maybe Andrew’s Chinese, and is really steam cooking genitalia.

    #5 If you google search google, not too unlike asking wikipedia what the wiki prefix means, the universe will implode, or the entire net will crash, or you’ll get an answer.

    #6 Pretty sure Jonathan just threw his hat in the ring on the abortion debate, if only someone had’ve minused him from the equation.

  13. DivineMonkeyTrigger

    If I were the Australian Michael, I’d take my advice; fuck the overblown rental property market in Australia, just deal with the flat from hell and go landlord hunting instead. It’s loads more fun.

  14. Australia is full of win =P

  15. @DivineMonkeyTrigger-
    #1: I doubt they’re competing, I’m pretty sure it was entirely an ironic joke made by US Michael. He probably searched his own name and found that invite.

    #6: I’m pretty sure he did NOT throw his hat in the ring on the abortion debate, he was merely stating that getting a negative result on a pregnancy test is a sigh of relief, nowhere does he say abortion is ok. Let’s not read too much into these posts… seriously.

  16. Poor American Michael.

    Anand should have lmgtfy’d Akshay. Would have been funnier.

  17. DivineMonkeyTrigger

    Stam, if i had a way to let you know when I was going to be sarcastic or not I would (Narky mood today and not feeling too sharp), but I can’t for the life of me figure out how to italicise this shit (are italics even sarcastic?), for now I’ll stop reading too much into it if you promise me you’ll go play on the road. Deal?

  18. @DMT- You’re quick to suggest harm to a person you’ve never met. I didn’t mean to pull your trigger, so settle down. Also, I make it a habit to never make deals with such lopsided wagers, so no deal.

  19. DivineMonkeyTrigger

    Stam- I was hoping that my point would illustrate a little piece of sarcasm, I didn’t really want you to play on the road but again, you took it literally. How, might you suggest, should we sort the literal from the metaphorical? (Aside from using your brain and figuring it out).

  20. I knew Andrew’s was a quote, I just didn’t care enough to remember where from.

  21. No other country in the world has as many animals that want to kill you than Australia.

  22. Simmer down, kids.

    And also, I’m pretty sure there’s no whoring in Heaven either, which makes Davidson’s spring break sound like the dullest one EVER!

  23. http://www.screwyoulauren.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=847294977ea1326426da68a5b89e36b2

  24. Marcus <3

  25. Does that mean that there are still other vegetables involved?

  26. @Khyri Yeaah! That’s it haha.

  27. marcus is a flaming racist. No more, no less!

  28. @mypoint no he is not. Abdul DIDNT make the flight weren’t you listening. He is just a plain racist.

  29. (or a plane racist more like)

  30. Marcus’ status made me think of a sketch by Aussie show The Chaser, where they got the counter staff at an airport to page Terry Wrist and Al Kyder.

  31. Danielle needs to be enlightened to the ways of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Beer volcanoes and strippers for all. Google it and join us. Davidson can join too although I’m guessing with his dull Christian ways he will pray for our souls instead.
    May the sauce be with you, Ramen

  32. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    haha Malteaser is Ben

    @Ish The flying spaghetti monster rules with his noodly appendages

  33. Hi other Anna.

  34. @Toodles — What’s a hasher?
    @ThinkingInPictures — My dad used to sing that to us when we were kids!

  35. @ ThinkingInPictures

    U of I?

  36. @Dukey Smoothy Buns – lol no

  37. LOL @ #1 I added a bunch of people with my name from Australia too!!

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