How the hell do you jump to the conclusion that baking a cake is a euphemism for sex? There is nothing in that sentence that can possibly be taken as a double entendre, unless by baking cakes Robert meant making a baby. Either way, Trystan’s comment is lame and idiotic, considering that even if it WAS intended to be sexual, wearing an “oven glove” would hypothetically prevent the cakes from being baked. If that makes sense.
Trystan’s post is not funny and definitely not a win; he’s probably the type that thinks women in the kitchen jokes are still funny and adds “That’s what she said” to everything and anything, regardless of context.
I think Lydia got Montague, not Kristen.
Let me explain: If Montague is attracted to intelligence, and opposites attract (opposite of intelligent is UNintelligent), Montague must be unintelligent.
He probably came to that conclusion because of the “bun in the oven” expression (it means pregnant). Maybe he thought cakes are like buns, so putting cakes/buns in the oven can only happen by having sex. However, an oven glove (condom) apparently will not let the bun stay or grow in the oven.