Ok well it really isn’t that hard to follow. He says that at least the didn’t steal her virginity, had she driven a Delorean on the other hand (the car used in Back to the Future to travel through time) he could have gone back in time and taken it…. that is if it was a he dun dun dunnnnnnn
Abraham Lincoln was the guy who signed the Magna Carta. This gave the Indians the right to fornicate with Kevin Costner, who then infected them with smallpox and got them addicted to his 80-proof semen.
George Washington was a lumberjack. He was in the woods with Paul Bunyan and took his butt cherry. He proceeded to lie about it so that Babe the Blue Ox wouldn’t forge a valley in his ass. Paul was devastated, and his tears are said to have created 10,000 lakes.
Canada had no presidents of their own, so the US had to loan them one of theirs to make the Canadian money legitimate. Ben, being an open minded sort of guy, dressed as a woman for the trip so he could be royally mounted by the police. He had one hell of a night and didn’t have time to change. That’s why in his picture on the Canadian $20, he’s still wearing a dress and the most perfect pearl necklace ever deposited.
Had a brief look, some good shit here, but really, I can’t be bothered.
I have the flu, and am currently burning about 3 candles at both ends, and, I gotta get on another fuckin’ plane tomorrow.
I thought having a bloke out of town would be the perfect set up for me, turns out, it’s exhausting work.
And speaking of work, well, nope, not going there.
I don’t have much time in the old life at the moment to indulge in lamebook antics.
I enjoy the laugh, so I’ll endeavour to continue to make contributions, but if I drop off somewhat, you now know why.
Love to ee, Soup, sexluther, and anyone else who wants some lovin’.
it’s pronounced hey-zeus, but it’s not of mexican origin, or anything. it’s latin, the same way “jesus” of “jesus christ” is, because it’s the same name. The thing is that in latin countries (including portugal, spain and all latin america), the name of the Lord is also given to children in honor of Jesus Christ. Something English speaking people arent used to. It’s just a custom.
Thank you for explaining that psychedelia60, I was just about to do that myself. Mexican origins?? I haven’t commented here in months but I felt the need to upon reading that incredibly well-researched remark.
@lexluther- yeah, that guy had, like, 30 goddamn dicks.
@Soup #51- That is offensive and in very poor taste and made me laugh a whole lot.
You know Word, we could take a life lesson from our good pal malteaser: Less is more. We sit here baring our souls and entertaining the masses, and it says “lol”. But who ends up with the tribute names?
Revelation? Well, if it was me getting the best sex of my life, I wouldn’t bail after 4 months.
His kisses, like butterflies upon my skin. His touch, slowly working its way down my body. His hand encircling my manhood, his…gaaauuuuuuughh. Sorry. Sorry. This has never happened to me. Really. He’s just so hot, I can’t contain my excitement.
But I’ll remember, and know that I’m loved in Australia. And there ain’t nothing better than being loved down under. Sure, sometimes it tickles, but ultimately, I always blow like a bottle of Mentos mixed with Diet Coke.
To all the idiots pointing out the errors in the history of the presidents and Franklin…
DO YOU NOT FREAKIN’ UNDERSTAND SARCASM AND JOKING? Good lord, we all know the real history, they were posting for all the morons that can’t figure out how to go back and read old post to know what Ben, Frodo and pools are about.
The FRODO post was removed long ago. But hopefully the following will bring back fond memories, or help out those that did not get a chance to witness the glory of that post.
Someone took a quiz that said he was “most like Aragon”. The comments were full of a debate about how friend 2 thought he was more like frodo.
It was KIND OF like this: (let’s call friend 1 James and friend 2 Flokeesh, just to make it easier to read).
Flokeesh: You’re more like frodo
James: How am I more like frodo? I lead so I’m Aragorn
Flokeesh: No, I’m Aragorn, Friend 3 is Gandolf, and you’re frodo
James: What? I could kick Friend 3′s and your asses, Frodo couldn’t beat up anyone, so I’m not Frodo
Flokeesh: You’re gay and Frodo is gay, so you’re Frodo
James: I’m not gay, you’re Frodo!
Flokeesh: Plus you live in a shire, like Frodo
James: How do I live in a shire? I have a pool!
Flokeesh: Frodo has a pool.
James: FRODO DOES NOT HAVE A POOL!
Friend 4: *Ramble about how Frodo had the strength to carry the ring when everyone else fell victim to the power held within it*
James: Friend 4 is gay
Flokeesh: Friend 4 is Frodo