I’m with pseudonym on this one. Hate nuts in my brownies. Oh shit, and I’m gay, what does THAT mean? (Boy am I opening myself up.)
“heh heh, the gay guy said he’s opening himself up.”
HA! beat you to it.
But I’m wondering, what if Sarah had “accidentally” said that to a straight woman? And how funny if it had been a lesbian of all people? Man, I’m dying here. Wow. I have had way too much caffeine and sugar.
yes I love it! love the song and the video. the dirt road in the beginning reminds me of the town that I grew up in. Was some of the video filmed in digital infrared? I have some pics on flickr that are infrared and they are my favorites! Either way I still love the video and song. Thanks for sharing
She “accidentally” said they were nice if you like nuts?
Well do the brownies have nuts in them or not? I am assuming the ones he was asking about did have nuts, and he asked if they were good. There would be pretty much no other proper response other than “yes, if you like nuts.”
I agree with Briechez. Would have it been just as funny if she said it to a straight girl? “omg, this girl came into work today and asked if the brownies were good. I accidentally said, “yes, if you like nuts.” Omg!!”
After extensive research (scanned the first page of Google) I have discovered that the news is not true.
Still bored of Justin Bieber insults/jokes though. It’d be like me always slagging off The Wiggles (are they still around) for being crap – they’re not aimed at me!
Although that metaphor doesn’t work, cos you don’t hear insults about the Wiggles twenty four seven from every jackass on Facebook who thinks he’s funny and cool, because he’s mocking the same damn person everyone else has been for about a year now.
I’m sorry… uh who the duck invited you to this conversation? Shouldn’t you be scouring the internet looking for hideously obese people to defend while you are shoveling in hoards of brownies and cakes? Thanks. Okay moving right along.
it is probably not the best idea to yell at her when she is eating…. she could choke on the food she is inhaling…
Good fucking lord, people, I have anorexia! I don’t eat! And you know why?! Because of people like you! I’m only 5 feet tall and I weight just 91 pounds! My family and best friends are fat and the amount of torment they get is just awful! I can’t stand to see the people I love being put through that!
I have every right to be in this conversation and if you don’t like me being here then you can get the fuck out and go spread your hate speech somewhere else! I’m not leaving!
Oh Queen, you get better and better. It’s win-win. You get a steady diet of protein, and I get off. Bonus: when you try to rail against the treatment of fat people, it will sound like “nnnagggnnh”, so I can pretend you’re retarded and satisfy my fetish. I’m so hard right now.
thequeen, your heart might be in the right place, but your outrage is in the wrong place. Embrace the ridiculousness and you will be much happier. I think your acceptance of my wang speaks well for your future. Yes, justice may be blind, but only because Justice shot her in the eyes.
Dukey, I just read on the other fat thread that you are a black man. Are you cool with being the “some of my best friends are black” friend, so I can get a free pass to say horribly racist things? Please?
@BritishHobo – this is almost a pointless answer to what was possibly a rhetorical question, but yup The Wiggles are still around and the highest paid entertainers (and possibly people) in Australia. Also, the new younger yellow one is married to Dorothy the Dinsaur, if you did want something to make fun of them about… other than the colours and the previous band of the cockroaches. wow, I should be too old to know all this.
By the way, not having a gag reflex must be difficult for you. I mean, I don’t know much about anorexia, but from what I’ve heard, putting a finger in your throat after dinner is a trusted method. But since you don’t even gag when Soup put his majestic wang in your throat, well …. I’m curious. How do you do it?
Hey, we had a famous athlete once in my corner of the world. Very competitive in road cycling. Halfway through her career she got anorexia. Nearly died from it too. She then overcame the disorder, ate and trained herself back into professional cycling shape, and went on to win 4 golden Olympic medals.
Wtf did I miss by skipping this thread? Drug-induced anorexia-curing orgies?
Wow, some people will take a shot in the mouth just for the slightest bit of acceptance. All you really need is some beer and some weed, and most people will love you. Save the wang sucking for difficult cases . . . You know, the one’s that involve people you meet in real life who don’t like you . . .
What did that story have to do with anything? It’s a very uplifting story, but what bearing does it have on this conversation?
It’s never too late to party! Come on in; All are welcome!
I don’t drink because of the calories. Weed is good, but I really don’t smoke it that often because it gives me the munchies and it makes not eating a lot harder. Also, I will suck the wang of anyone who calls me pretty. Don’t judge.
Justin Bieber is a facetious seeping boil on the face of music, his shitty whiny mediocre brand of piss poor pop threatens to convince a generation of kids that his kind of fuckwit blandness is relevant and cool.
The only solution to this is to tie him to a hobby horse and force anybody who has ever bought any of his cunty records to fuck him mercilessly up the arse(in most cases this will require a strap on)
That way he’ll be fucked in the same way music is every time he’s played on the radio.