Friday, August 12, 2011

Wins for the Weekend!

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20 Comments

  1. The title is misleading,there’s no WIN in here just plain lames.

  2. hootie the blowfish

    Here’s the thing about Jayson’s message that confounds me. The fact that there are men who would say to women things such as “let me get at the pussy” says, to me, that SOMEWHERE there are women who would respond to that in the affirmative. Right? If not, why would there be men who try it? This seems logical to me.

    If so, who the hell are these women?

  3. hootie – i would love to get at your pussy

  4. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    Hootie,
    There are lots and lots of women out there with really low self-esteem. Fortunately. It’s laws of probability; if just bluntly saying something like “Wanna fuck?” has, say a 0.1% chance of working (arbitrary figure there for illustrative purposes), you just have to say it to 1000 women to score a success. Throw enough shit at a wall and some will stick.

  5. Dear Lamebook

    When you post this kind of shit it makes me hope facebook sues your ass again. I hope you catch ball cancer.

  6. Jayson = “baseplate”? It’s a theory, anyway.

  7. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff
    you see those kind of women all the time the fat greasy nasty ugly and always on some black dudes arm

  8. @Hootie I don’t think there need to be women who would find that comment positive (and I don’t think there probably are any). “Jayson” is an idiot, which explains everything.

  9. My dog’s name is Mike Okisitchy but my cousin is 22 though, so he won’t fall for it anymore… but all 3 of do like to ‘get at the pussy’.

  10. I love Mimi.

  11. *us

  12. eddie64 … as a Black man, I am a little offended by your statement. I am not a ‘dude’.

  13. Thank goodness this is a humor site forum, not a political consciousness-raising forum!

  14. mimi is my kinda gal!

  15. Harry’s status seems disturbing.

    Mimi’s is such a smart girl. I love her response. She can totally see through any man who speaks to her. ;)

  16. I just paid $24,97 for an iPad2 and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $37,74 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $675 which only cost me $71,32 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, MetaCent.com

  17. urgetokillrising

    I just paid heaps for an iPad2 and my faggot girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for heaps, there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my faggot boss for heaps which only cost me heaps to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, MetaCent.com

  18. Harry you fuckwit, if Joy is your mom, why isn’t it normally a problem when your dad catches you Joy-riding, you fucking moronic, annoying pile of stinking, flattened shit under my shoe?

  19. well joyriding is also a term for doing stupid shit like speeding and driving wreckless in your car. I think it’s fairly obvious he was referring to that in the beginning part and then made it weird with the mom thing at the end.

  20. I wonder what the success rate for Jayson’s tactics are.

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