I hate vague statuses too. I really, really do. Either post all of it, or nothing at all. I mean, it’s facebook for crying out loud. If you are posting, you are opening yourself up to the world of everyone in your business.
Actually, it’s a George Carlin joke from 1989… “we know the Lord protects the Holy One… But just in case!” … “You want me to go on tour again after getting shot? Then you’re gonna have to build me a fucking bullet-proof caboose!”
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a-drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine and FB comments
It’s alright having a pop at the Pope, but don’t forget that God moves in mysterious ways.
Sometimes he moves like a robot, other times like Mr Soft from the old Trebor ads and sometimes he moves like a guilt riddled paedophile dressed in a weird skirt offering people wafers and wine.
Haha! Jeremiah made me laugh!
Wish I had a witty comment, seeing as I am first… but I don’t.
^__^ lol
Jeremiah pretty much hit the nail on the head.
Jeremiah FTW.
Sixth!
How did Barry get tickets to 1988?
I kid; I like this grouping and I’m totally stealing the Popemobile thing.
comments – if you do, better change that ol’ semi-colon there to a full-on colon.
jus’ sayin’. plus, ladies love it when you smell of colon.
Ah yes, eau de colón
Jeremiah wins the Internet.
I believe the Popemobile one is a Bill Hicks joke.
Yeah lamebook, geez how can you be a humour site and not know your Bill Hicks?
I hate vague statuses too. I really, really do. Either post all of it, or nothing at all. I mean, it’s facebook for crying out loud. If you are posting, you are opening yourself up to the world of everyone in your business.
Yeah, thanks, Jeremy!!!!! We love you!
These were all so win for me! 😀
Josh stole that one from WhatTheBuck… *shakes head*
Actually, it’s a George Carlin joke from 1989… “we know the Lord protects the Holy One… But just in case!” … “You want me to go on tour again after getting shot? Then you’re gonna have to build me a fucking bullet-proof caboose!”
Hmmmmmmm
I love the fact that despite Jeremiah posting 7, yes SEVEN replies, Mario still gets his name wrong at the end. What a card. Or twat.
lamebook – They’ll post any old shit (in keeping with the theme)
he-e-e-e-y-y-y…
this reminds me of something…..
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a-drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine and FB comments
It’s alright having a pop at the Pope, but don’t forget that God moves in mysterious ways.
Sometimes he moves like a robot, other times like Mr Soft from the old Trebor ads and sometimes he moves like a guilt riddled paedophile dressed in a weird skirt offering people wafers and wine.
lol @ god moving like mr soft!
i might have to download the song now to aid and abet the vividness of that mental image.
I don’t think god would be as bland and tasteless as wine an wafer, maybe we should use shortbread and fanta fruit twist instead.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1238496241108506429#
this advert disturbed me somewhat as a child. i also almost choked on a spearmint softmint once.
trebor have a lot to answer for!
The pope-mobile is Bill Maher’s joke!!
on second thoughts if you eat too much shortbread it starts to taste bland after a while so I’ll make it chocolate covered digestives.
that way you get the blood, the body and holy crap!
I’m really sorry, it’s three and I’m high as a kite.
Nothing says ‘I’m an unoriginal twat’ like posting a joke everybody’s fucking read eighty times already on Facebook.
@alordslums that ad was disturbing. I had never seen that before and now i wish i hadn’t.
pure, that’s nothing…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOFRIWx5F9c
alord, you just keep outdoing yourself. *shudder*
A lightning rod atop a church steeple doesn’t indicate a lot of faith either…