I’m with Frankie. That was just terrible. Sanjay’s is just pure douchery – and doesn’t even make sense. Why would someone be trying to get INTO Sumit’s penis? I’m assuming Josef is using Aussie slang to allude to the fact that he’s about to jerk off, but what’s this about a “download limit”?
Jordan’s was the only one that was even remotely funny.
‘Throwingtofu’ You’re just a little bit simple am I right..?
Sanjay was making the joke that Sumit’s penis was so small it was difficult to get it into a woman’s vagina. Just because you’ve never seen one doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist!
And a “download limit” is the maximum amount of information you can download from the internet per month. You are using the internet, it should reallyyyyy be something you know about! Porn, being a video, requires a lot of information to be downloaded – so Josef was saying that instead of using a portion of his limited allowance of information per month, he would simply masturbate to the sounds of the neighbours.
Loud sexy-time neighbors… been there, done that (not literally); at least mine were entertaining though. When the girl came she called out “ohh my goodnesssssss”, it was hilarious. I could also tell when the guy attempted surprise buttsecks – things would be normal then you’d hear “Baby NO! NOT ALLOWED!!” Yay apartment living.
I used to have an upstairs neighbour who would bang his girlfriend at the same time every Saturday night. Never lasted more than ten minutes, and she went through the exact same cycle of screaming every time. I never did have the heart to politely knock on his door and tell him that she was faking. I don’t think the poor bastard had any idea.
I can download as much porn as I want. Until my laptop explodes. No limit here, so why would someone now about it if they don’t have to deal with it? Not knowing about something in a world full of infinite things to know doesn’t make some one “simple”, flaunting your “superior intellect” doesn’t make you superior.
Yeah Curly, my apartment complex has provided me with some interesting stories – the drunk guy who went on a kicking rampage, the 4th of July poolside sex couple. That is provided that wasn’t a sarcastic way of telling me to zip it…