you know sometimes i think and then that thing happens when the other thing is here and so on but anyway i would like to say that this when it is there is here and now i will or wont do this then that.
Wassuuuuuuuup you bunch of lonely middle aged fuck ups. Been a while…so glad to see the quality of comments hasn’t peaked above mediocre. And before any of you fuckers start…FUCK YES (hey MsAnne, remember that time you were the first to use bold and italics on the internet?) I consider THIS post to be more worthy than any other.
You’ll all be glad to hear that I became a poppa for the first time last Thursday. I’m going to introduce him to you bunch of cunts just as soon as he’s able. He dribbles much less than most of you and DEFINITELY gets more boob than ALL of you.
But who are these new people? Ciremelf sounds like he’s getting fucked by a horse and sexcibunnei’s username followed by the year she last had sex is too desperate for words.
Hope you’re still being a bitch MsAnne.
Oh…Imamofo, those deliciously chewy nuggets around your sisters vagina – I left them there for you. I imagine some have completely dried up, but hopefully there are one or two that still have a liquidy, salty centre.
jebus fucking christ.
here we seem to have crusty spreading its vile genetic material like it’s not a completely bastard unethical thing to do…and he’s not more than five minutes past a foetus hisself.
OMG!!!!!!’ if mymom ever saw the things you futz write I’m NEVeR GONNA B AlLOWED ON hERE AGAIN like ever!!! I’ll get my friend Alice to help me show me how to clear history or w/e cause I like to look at the funnie ppictures!!….
Okay, sort of side note: At many strip clubs, the girls have to smoke outside thanks to our new “smoking ban” designed to keep everyone healthy, so they can waste their money and drink watered down booze with women with questionable morals who could possibly carry a disease. (nothing against strippers, I’m talking about the REALLY seedy ones on the crap part of town.) ANYWAY, the girls have to go out back and smoke, often sitting on milk crates to do so, thus resulting in…