Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Wiener Wins

previous post: Shakespearean Advice



  1. It’s not embarrassing to buy condoms. It’s embarrassing to throw them out after they expire.

  2. Haha…fuck you asshole.

  3. always check the dates on your condoms

  4. and always check the condoms on your date

  5. HAHA HA, HAHA HA, HAHA HA, aaaahhhh. Shit. The only thing funny about this is you shop at Target. And your name is Ryan…. and you joked to a dude about weiners which is gay. Apart from those 3 things… oh, and you’re a cunt.

  6. Eat my shit.

  7. I don’t know, I’ve had condoms expire even when I had a girlfriend and we had a lot of sex. I just amassed so many of them over time.

  8. ^ We mean for relationships that lasted longer than 3 weeks.

  9. Evilcow I’m fairly certain that your comment is lost on this bunch of losers. I can’t imagine any of them getting a date without the aid of rohypnol and duct tape.

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