Wednesday, November 11, 2009

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  1. I don’t get it. Anyone care to explain what the fuck is going on here?

    Seriously though, Jermy/Jermey/whatever? What parent would be that cruel?
    I can imagine the kids at school running away from him screaming about him having the lurgy.

  2. wooooooooow. Gotta love the skanks.

  3. Well really what’s going on here is that they are all just a bunch of fucking peasants…

  4. Agree with Alice. Jermey? How does such an awful name even occur to people.

  5. Ouch. And what kind of name is Jermey? Looks like Jermey’s mother couldn’t even spell his name.

  6. No one is going to read your blog, you should really stop putting it as your “website”.

  7. @5 Maybe it’s just Jermey can’t spell his name right.

  8. Mcowles is right… everyone’s convinced your “blog” is a pay-per-visit pornsite.

  9. Is Ms.Terri for real?!

    Surely sleeping with bacteria-ridden Jermey would make her dirty, not a whore?

  10. If Nicole likes Jermy, i’m sure she’ll be hot for his friends Herpy and DJ HPV .

  11. Pretty sure that link is to Ms Terri’s blog but someone’s trolling her.

  12. call me 0418527749, if your hot and a female

  13. MAYBE Jeremy was talking to both of them in the same sentence!

  14. oh wait, crap

  15. Jermy must be mates with a kid I knew called Brain. His mum couldn’t spell Brian…

  16. 1- Please stop the comments on names. It’s lame. There is this thing called cultures. Your name may sound weird to me and mine weird to you. Get over it. Unless it’s not Harry Dick,we can’t make fun of names.

    2-Jermey owned that bitch.

  17. @kiwi

    Do you mean “unless it IS Harry Dick, we can’t make fun of names.”?

  18. ‘Ms. Terri’ is obviously infatuated with the writer of the blog that link goes to… Kinda pathetic really, nothing better to do? They do say ‘imitation is the highest form of flattery’

  19. I eat boogers.

    Do you enjoy the flattery? haha

  20. Kiwi, People name children for the pleasure it brings others in mocking them… why else would someone name a kid so stupidly.

    Jermy sounds more like a failed attempt at spelling jeremy… I don’t mock other cultures I just mock stupid people.

  21. Yes Mcowles thank you. I should stay out of the internet today.I keep leaving out whole words in my sentences. Its like I finish it in my head and just call it good or something.
    You what I mean? :P

  22. Wow, thanks dude, Imitating me is just getting my website more coverage! Thanks mate :)

  23. And by the way ,Harry Dick is actually true. My ex had a teacher with that name. Who would do that to a child????

  24. Be careful Kaoss, Boz used to say the same thing and then he had 4 or 5 imitators jump on his name. It became a little overwhelming and now he doesn’t even come to the site anymore.

    Btw, even with the extra coverage, I don’t think I’m going to visit your website, sorry… it’s just a rule of mine.

  25. don’t worry mcowles, I wouldn’t visit it either…haha

    I noticed that Boz had left. But to be honest I don’t give a fuck who impersonates me. I know who I am and that’s all i care about and the fact that I rarely comment too, so yeah, impersonate away you little douchebag!

  26. I can hear Jermey’s name said by Cleveland from Family Guy – it makes me smile

  27. I met a dude named Harry Butt once. Butt is a common name around here, but he obviously had cruel parents.

  28. I like how Lamebook keeps telling me to eat a 7lb hot dog —->

    If we can make fun of Harry Dick I don’t see why we can’t do the same for Jermey. I understand people in different cultures have different names blah blah blah but the fact remains that Jermey sounds goofy. Remember that entry a while back that involved some guy named Quintaveious? That’s a fuckin sweet name.

  29. re:mittins
    Why would anyone want to eat a ‘big ass hotdog’ I mean we all know that the meat used in hotdogs is pretty bad, but asses? mmmm ass meat… YUM.

    advertising FAIL

  30. Soulja Boy Tell 'Em

    loljermey

  31. @Kaoss

    Yes, the decision to call it a “big ass hot dog” was unwise. Also, it sometimes appears directly underneath the one that asks if you are “repulsed” with your weight and want to lose. And it slightly resembles a huge dildo. Although, I must admit the guy giving a thumbs up next to it is pretty convincing…

  32. Jemerery

  33. “THAT NEVER HAPPENED!”

    “I was drunk that night”

    Jermey FTW?

  34. Seriously, how old are these ‘kids’? They talk like they’re in high school and yet are casually sleeping with people at parties.

    Do people REALLY act like this?

    btw: Jermey? wtf?

  35. “repulsed by your weight? Want rock hard abs? love giant hotdogs? well, Lamebook has an offer for YOU!!!”
    “AND comes with free steak knives!”

  36. And if you like Jewish men or Pam Anderson they’ve got you covered, too. There’s something for everyone! Now I can’t decide if this is the worst or best example of advertising ever.

  37. These are probably middle school kids.

  38. mittens, best example of the best interpretation of the worst advertising… or something. I just confused myself.
    Argh, Fail.

  39. Mercure: Totally. Mom didn’t know how to spell JEREMY.

    (I once knew someone whose name was spelled Damiou, yet it was pronounced DamioN. I think his mom had upside down dyslexia.)

  40. @Evilcritter

    The lady who owns the restaurant here is named Crystal Ball and her brother is named Harry Ball. Both interesting names…

  41. Is Jermey pronouced Germy when it’s spelled like that? haha

  42. I know someone who’s name is “Richard Johnson” but he actually uses “Dick Johnson”…

  43. My depression stems from being a failed hack who uses the lamebook comments board as a surrogate community. I wish I was intelligent enough to be pretentious.

  44. Cpt Brown Sauce Sandwich

    these people are silly…ungortunately they are more than likely to reproduce

    @Kaoss

    the worst ive seen is the Free Online Dating Plenty of Fish.com
    its logo is a symbol of a bull doing a shit with a red line through it….i really really dont get it

  45. Why don’t men ever cum when I blow them?

  46. @Capt Brown Sauce Sandwich–that is figuratively the grossest representation I have ever heard of for bullshit. But when I checked, I definitely didn’t see it–but I didn’t look to hard; because I had a site to sign up with, after all.

  47. I’ve never understood it when, after a girl fucks a guy, people say things like “that girl is a whore” or, in the case of Jermey here, “he owned her”. Um, it takes two to (consensually) tango. Besides, guys aren’t the only ones that like to get laid, y’know. Puritanical neanderthals.

  48. The women is the the one who chooses when/if sex happens in almost every species, and look at the dumb assholes you women choose these days. You’re what’s wrong with our species.

  49. Cpt Brown Sauce Sandwich

    @Lolita

    i get it now! hahahahha NO BULLSHIT!

    man, im dense sometimes…

  50. Jermey’s mom was probably drunk the day she gave birth since she seems to have spelled her son’s name incorrect.

    Glad to see the booze gene was passed on.

  51. KingNeckbeard,
    You either mean ‘the women are’ or ‘the woman is’. Maybe I’m fucking up the species, but hopefully I can help you stop fucking up the English language while I’m at it. =)

  52. @kingneckbeard
    Men would be useless without women.
    Women are the only reason societies have been able to be societies, and not just packs of people or nomadic herds. good luck asshole.

  53. I love how there’s a Jeremy, Kyle and Trish(a) in this thread. The cosmos align…

  54. @Kiwi

    I had a teacher named Tara Dick… and a friend named Michael Hunt.. he wouldn’t let us call him Mike

  55. The initial post is obviously aimed at her father.

  56. flash in the pants

    LOL. I live in a city where there is a Dr. Richard Head, he goes by Dr. Dick Head and he’s a neurologist.

  57. flash in the pants

    @ Captain Brown Sauce Sandwich

    >>>the worst ive seen is the Free Online Dating Plenty of Fish.com
    its logo is a symbol of a bull doing a shit with a red line through it….i really really dont get it.

    It means ‘no bullsh*t’. I guess they mean you will not get any on this site as opposed to other online dating sites.

  58. Who the fuck names their kid Jermey? Maybe his mom just forget the other ‘e’ on the birth certificate and was too lazy to get it fixed.

  59. Jermey or Germy?

  60. Jermey’s response really made me laugh.

  61. “Jermey” reminds me of how people name their kid “Steven” because they’ve only ever heard it said and never saw it written.

  62. Jermy ftw.

  63. I think the terrible spelling of Jermey’s name would be less amusing if he didn’t correct Nicole on her spelling of his unfortunate moniker. As though his version is really that much of an improvement…

  64. Nicole, next time make sure you mispell Jermey’s name properly.

  65. Aw, crap – I misspelled ‘misspell’.

  66. Jermey is obviously pronounced as Germ-y.
    Cool name.

  67. Haha, oh and Jermey is most probably pronounced jer-mAy. Which when said out loud doesnt sound so bad at all. BUt Jermey ftw for sure, cant tell tho if he was just being stupid and accidently screwed her over or it was a pre-planned smackdown on his part.

  68. JEREMEY SPOKE IN CLAAAAS TODAYYY

  69. I know two Jeremys that use Jermy/Germy as nicknames. I’m really surprised everyone’s loling so hard.

  70. to the imposter using my real name…
    no one is listening to you. Get a life and a personality so you can stop trying to take someone elses…

  71. JERMEY!???????

  72. It seems that sleeping with a person named “Jermey” could get a little out of hand…and a little STDish.

  73. his name is too close to Jeremy.. aaaaaaaahhhhhh

  74. hahahahha stupid ppl ahahhahaha xD

  75. YYYAAAAYYY funny ppl

  76. God Nicole is a fucking disgrace of a human being. The brothel awaits you skank!

  77. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  78. I’m guessing that Jermey is said “Jer-may” rather than “Germy”. Just a hunch. Sounds more like a name to me and with his spelling, rather than hers, it’s how I would pronounce it.

    In any case, Jermey, Brett and Nicole all seem like dickheads to moi.

  79. I know you said moi to make yourself sound classy but you sound like a huge douche

  80. I have officially now read all of lamebook and this is still my favorite on the whole site. Such a perfect ownage of a truly stupid cunt.

  81. dirtylittlepretty

    @ StealthBanana: i think it’s just a way for sexually inadequate guys to get laid here and there, but never have to ‘perform’ too many times for the same woman..so as to keep from being labled ‘a lousy fuck’

    maybe I’m just overthinking it ..they are probably just assholes bottom line.

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