Monday, March 14, 2011

What Winners Look Like

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  1. Look at dem sausages!

  2. http://blog.peopleofairports.com/2011/03/14/this-is-what-a-tool-looks-like.aspx

  3. those fingers are insane.

  4. I don’t get the kid one. Is that just an empty box on their head? Big whoop.

  5. So she is fat, big woop.

  6. So she is morbidly obese, will generate more medical costs and die younger than your average smoker, big woop. Through God anything is possible, except putting a wedding band on those food shovels.

  7. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    She is fat.

  8. “Through God anything is possible, except putting a wedding band on those food shovels.”

    Yes, that.

  9. Wanna see crazy people talk trash about each other?

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  10. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Alis is dangerously close to sounding like she is either fat too or at least a fat sympathizer.

    And Yes I called Alis a ‘she’. I know exactly what pronoun to use based on just 5 words and a comma.

  11. ifitwerentformyhorse

    Wow, that is really fucking impressive Dukey, you should be a detective.

  12. stomabeutel and fivensky: *possable.

    douchebaguette: that’s why we come here.

  13. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I AM a detective. I’m currently on a case tracking down some motherfucker who has been raping chickens and dead people. Well … uh can you actually rape a dead person? See existential questions like these keep me up at night but for now I have to be content with trading word with some random idiot on Lamebook.

  14. ifitwerentformyhorse

    If you look in the mirror, that could possibly save you some time in finding the culprit.

  15. No, Dukey, you are not a detective. No-one who is unable to count to six could ever make it as a detective.

  16. ifitwerentformyhorse

    (SO sorry in advance for the extra “in”)

  17. Come on girls, you’re both pretty.

  18. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Pedantrix I didn’t need to read the entire sentence to figure out the gender. That should explain why I didn’t include the period in my count too :) .

    ifitwerentformyhorse that explains all the dirt and grime in my bed in the mornings. I guess I should let go of Imamofo as my current suspect.

  19. ifitwerentformyhorse

    And that is why sleepwalking is so dangerous. I hope you learned your lesson.

    By the way, that sentence does have 6 words in it.

  20. If you get a paper bag, it’s not so b- oh god, little smokies!

    The second one makes me concerned…just a little.

  21. it’s more sad than lame that her wedding ring doesn’t fit her.Her pinky it twice as big as my thumb, poor girl :(

  22. I could understand why fat people who don’t know they’re fat could be funny. I’m referring to Large people in too small clothes, or in tramp clothing and a caption that says something like “sexah!” This girl is completely aware of her shortcomings which just isn’t funny.

  23. She could get the band resized, I suppose, but with the price of gold as it is, making it the size of a bangle would be very expensive exercise.

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  25. Another fat joke, hilarious. Another “bad parent” joke, hilarious. That was sarcasm because these suck.

  26. How in the %$&^&( is your FINGERS so fat you can’t put a ring on them???

  27. making a kid hold a box? whats wrong with that? when did Logan become a name for pussies? shiiiiiiet

  28. It is so not cute to make fun of this poor girl. Come on, guys. Move along.

  29. Fuck me her face is so round it’d be like fucking the moon.

    I remember the last time i put a kid in a box, I still deny that I did anything too roughly, it just broke on its’ own, I promise.

    Dukey corpses have rights too you know… the right to remain silent and the right to have ‘stuff’ put in them.

  30. The girl is obviously fat…but her fingers seem really puffy, beyond what you’d have as a fat person. Maybe she has some kind of condition or something.

    As for the box on the kid, I don’t get it. It’s empty, he’s wearing it…who cares?

  31. Where the hell is Logan meeting all these douchecups? Does he have any friends with normal names, or are these now the normal names for this unfortunate generation?

  32. thataintwhaturdaddysaid

    Why has no one addressed the fact that ring means she’s MARRIED?!

  33. The only ring fitting on those sausage fingers is a Nuva Ring.

  34. She’s probably retaining water. I’m not fat but I have issues with that, sometimes the ring I’m already wearing gets stuck cause my fingers are all swollen.

  35. Haha through god anything is possible except for wearing a ring

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