Robyn reminds me of this girl my best friend used to be with. Typical whore, she was 16 and screwed every 25 year old she could find until she messed around with this guy that had herpes. As soon as my boy found out he ditched of course. Then we continually made fun of her about it.(Queen of the Herpes,
Mr. Blister, Cold Sore Whore, Puss Bus, you know, the typical stuff you call a dirty cock guzzler.) Then behold one day she came running up to us smiling so big I thought she was gonna break her face. “I GOT MY PAPERS I GOT MY PAPERS! Look, it says I’m clear of everything, even AIDS!” I was speechless for the first time in my life. All I could do was laugh my ass off. My friend says,” Uh Lipshits, you know those test aren’t 100% all the time right?” (While she is scratching her crotch, and I’m dead serious.) I have never seen somebody bottom out emotionally so quick in my life. It was like she just watched her mom run over her dog and then back up to see what she hit.
Max: You’re calling this individual “my proctologist” so I am going to assume you’ve seen him before. Was the ass hair an issue last time? Furthermore, don’t you think you should be asking HIM what kind of shaving strategy you should be employing, in the event that it is even necessary? I am with others that have commented already; I would be willing to gander that this was a friend taking advantage of Max not logging out.
Amii: You want treats? Beg. Roll over. Play dead.
Kory: It will stop doing that eventually once you finally stop inserting your masturbatory peripherals up your pee hole. P.S. Ditch that ridiculous tie.
Jackie: “Farting and plopping all over the place”, eh? Did any of it hit you? And how did you know she was an old woman? Oh wait…. probably because you yourself aren’t a day over 16 and so everyone is old to you. ‘lifeeee’ kind of gave that away. Kind of.
Robyn: But that was 13 minutes ago. At this very moment, your ‘negative’ status might as well be written on rolling papers, because only total whores post updates like that one. Nice job.
If you think someone has herpes, they probably do. STD tests cover a range of things, but rarely cover HSV. It takes a massive amount of blood to test for HSV and a negative has a high potential to be false. The only sure way is if the patient is having an outbreak. Our friend Aimii probably visited the doctor when she wasn’t having one.
Luckily, HSV is only contageous during an outbreak (and up until a shower later due to dead skin cells) so really, take a good look at your F*buddies junk.