So, either 1) Samantha is the type to constantly drive her friends crazy with every little tidbit about her wedding plans; or 2) her friend is a bitter douchebag who can’t stand the fact that Samantha’s engaged.
In terms of “most insufferable pieces of shit on the internets” it goes 1) pregnant women 1A) engaged women. Facebook needs moderators to step in and tell them, “Look, stop. Just…stop. No one gives a flying fuck.”
I’m an engaged woman and I don’t post a thousand ooey-gooey pictures of my fiance and I, nor my engagement ring, the stones in which are onyx and garnet. I also don’t spam everyone with shitty status updates consisting of “I <3 MY FIANCEEEEEE," because I'm not a fucking asshole.
…I’m pretty sure the reason this person is unsubscribing is because he is a guy and he knows that the girl is now “off limits,” and he has no chance of banging her now. It’s like that scrubs episode where JT doesn’t “see” women who are wearing engagement rings. C’mon guys, keep up.
@ fearoetc – my mother didn’t have Facebook in 1984, but if she did, and posted what her bullshit cravings were every few hours, that death wish also extends to her.
@ Anne – I hope your whole family contracts a rare and contagious form of dementia. I also hope that during their final, painful years, they can’t remember who you are and wonder why the fat, ugly and forever alone woman keeps visiting them. Then death.
@ Swampmonster, hear hear!! @Anders, if you WEREN’T one of those girls, why the fuck did you come onto a random website to tell a bunch of strangers that? You’re right, you’re not “one of those girls” at least “those girls” are only sharing their news with friends an family who are likely to take an interest. You however, are much fucking worse. An attention seeker who presuambly has 50+ friends on Facebook, most of whom are old college friends/family, who take no interest whatsoever in your Facebook doings, so you need to claim the attention elsewhere…just like me.
Bradles, you’re a cunt. Like, not the cuntish, trollish type, but the cuntish type that actually ruins peoples lives. Who really gives a fuck if someone wants to celebrate their pregnancy/engagement? Just move onto stalking the next person you fucking nazi.
While I have some friends who are fine when they’re engaged (they post a ring photo and maybe mention that they’ve selected a dress), I also have a lot of “friends” who did the “spam the living shit out of everyone for a year (or more, if they were going for a long engagement) with nonsense about flower arrangements and cake and guest lists”. If there had been an unsubscribe feature when one of these people was engaged, I would have used it.
Oh, and it’s also not just girls who are annoying as shit about engagement/marriage.