What is this, anyway?? Not ^that^. This: “I think people would like to touch the hair because it looks beautiful! I’d love to touch and feel the texture of such beautiful hair. I do not think it has to do with ownership or any of that bull, it is simply very attractive. Women out there, please wear your hair natural.”
I have known about this site for a couple months now. Claire, if she is a real person, is a hack. The whole “well please forgive me if your a Christian” joke is from a comedian named Bill Hicks. While your at it check out Doug Stanhope and Lenny Bruce. Screw wannabe comedy writer hacks.
Virgil is a fail troll who is butthurt that he’s never received nearly 500 likes in one day on lamebook. Yes, Bill Hicks had a skit where he had upset some Christians at a gig, and when they circled him afterwards he said “forgive me” that’s it. You call her a hack because of that? The entire troll is funny as fuck and the best bit isn’t even the ‘forgive me’ part. It’s the parting line. If anything I’d say it’s a homage and shows she is not only witty but has good taste in comedians. Screw haters who wish they were as funny.
Thanks courtneyxxx I would have never known. Let me tell you a story like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m’shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you’d say. Now where was I… oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn’t get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…