I have a feeling that this was either “we’re shaving your head, let’s shave a penis into your head, take a picture, then finish shaving it” or a “you pass out on my couch, I shave your head and/or draw on your face with a marker!”
She’s saying “if only he hadn’t realized that someone shaved a cock onto his head, then he’d walk around like that all day and everyone else would see it and call him a dickhead and he wouldn’t know why. Then he would go home and see it in the mirror and say “ohhhhhhh” and then realize that he punched that kid in the face for no reason and feel really bad. He’ll apologize for it and send him some cookies, but then everyone will call him “gay” for baking cookies and he’ll end up cutting himself to take away the stress from the day. He’ll end up cutting too deeply just once and be rushed to the emergency room and end up in therapy for 10 years because of his “suicide attempt”, when that’s not really what it was at all.”
Damn you Cassie, you bitch, why would you want all that to happen????