I know that this was incredibly lame. I know that Evelyn should run the other way. I know that starting every sentence with “I know” is ridiculous. I know that reading this made me cringe. I know that grovelling is less effective if you annoy the grovellee. I know that grovellee isn’t really a word. I know that if Evelyn’s this upset, what Romel said probably wasn’t really a joke. I know that if Romel really was joking, these people are sick. I know that these people are sick either way. I know that I could use a cup of coffee.
New line of movies to be created –
10 things I know about my comment.
10 things I said what I shouldn’t have.
10 things about what is happening.
10 reasons why i’m fading.
10 things true about us.
10 things my love for you will do to me.
1 good reason to shut the fuck up – Facebook….
I’ll bet you it works. I’ll bet you she read every word. I’ll bet you she cried a little. I’ll bet you she re-read some of those choice sentences. I’ll bet you she read them out loud. I’ll bet you she whispered them and glanced at the phone. I’ll bet you she picked it up and called him.
I’ll bet you ANYTHING he smiled when it rang.
@ franzfergidon #31: Yes, I thought it read like song lyrics too. There were several times he rhymed, and then something about what he said was just a joke, but then so is he. I kind of doubt someone who would write this publicly on facebook would have enough intelligence to come up with phrases like that or ones that rhymed.
All of you “tl;dr” people are missing some real gems:
“Im fading because we’re gone and so might I. I’m fading because my tears are synchronized with yours.” John Donne, anyone?
“I love you so deeply that i probably wont be able to sleep tonight, or tomorrow, or for the rest of the week.” Losing a few days’ sleep… That is serious! “I’ll never sleep again” would’ve been too much?
@45, that’s what I was thinking too, for all of the dramatics of the damn thing, the least he could do was be over the top with his sleep (or lack thereof) habits.
“I’ll never sleep again!!! well, at least not until I realize that I’m a fucktard and all of my friends are laughing at me, and therefore won’t invite me out to do anything, just so they can continue laughing about me…eh..might as well catch a nap…”
I know what you’re doing yeah yeah, I know why you dialed my number, I know what you’re doing yeah yeah, I know why you care. I know what you’re doing yeah yeah, I know why you say you love me, I know what you’re doing yeah yeah, And I don’t think it’s fair, I know why you dialed my number, I know why you say you’re mine, I know what you’re doing, And it’s not, gonna work, this time.
@62. How exactly does Christ benefit from you reading British Lit. I don’t think he really would gain, and maybe you should read it for your own sake, or the sake of getting good grades or something. Christ, he probably doesn’t care that you read it. I think he has his own book he would prefer you to read.
For all he says is true and for all he says he knows…. Does he know that he’s a complete wank? Because that is true. i read on just to see if it ever actually got funny. I was severly disappointed.. It only got more and more frustrating. No climax at all in the speil… B for BORING.
Romel is probably overcompensating for a small penis. This is the likely cause of whatever unpleasant things he said to Evelyn, and now she has called him on it, his insecurity is unleashed and he is panicking.
As for the other issues – the personal life on Facebook, the particularly sappy nature of his grovelling, the capacity to spend so much time hammering a keyboard without once finding the Enter key even by accident – the answer is more simple. He is a moron.
I actually knew a friend that “switched to pharmacy” in order to save a relationship. She was deciding between pharmacy school and nursing school. The school that her boyfriend was at didn’t have a nursing program. So she transferred schools and ‘switched to pharmacy’.
She was pretty hot and he was a tool. I think she got pregnant and dropped out of school and he’s a manager at a Subway downtown now, so it all worked out for the best. GO TRUE LOVE!
I’m guessing this isn’t groveling. I think this Romel fancies himself some sort of a poet or musician, and he has probably used this kind of quasi-blank-verse beat-tard apology in the past. Evelyn has probably excused a lot of abusive behavior because “as an artist he’s so high strung and emotional!” and I’ll bet the faux sincerity of his declaration will move her to tears as it always does. He is probably frustrated at his failed attempts to publish his work, and he takes it out on her in the form of cutting remarks aimed at making her feel stupid and inferior.
Poor dude.. I feel really bad for him and for them. I know what it’s like to be in a relationship like that, a relationship with such emotion. It’s more than someone can handle, but there’s no going back.
He unfortunately started out every sentence in a really lame way, but the message was probably received well. I hope it worked out for him..
I thought he was just quoting a song or something? I mean, a lot of it rhymes and everything. I don’t listen to the kind of music that would have lyrics like this, but it just struck me as he typed the entire lyrics to a song..
Also this is fake. Why? Because Facebook has not, as of this date EVER made provision for a reply to ANY status message to be that long. You would have to fill out atleast two replies for a text of that size.